What should I do if an unlucky straight man crosses into a flower market article?
[Football player Sunshine Shou×Aristocratic elite calm attack]
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Tang Le lived in the interstellar era. As a substitute, he was kicked in the head by a player who was fouled during a fierce game.
Although he didn't die, he might as well be dead.
He entered a very strange world.
Here, straight men are the most unlucky beings in the world. All straight men will be randomly frozen for ten minutes between 8pm and 9pm.
And during this period, it's easy to do whatever you want.
Fortunately, the government here has issued a special protection policy. All schools or companies are not allowed to gather or assign tasks between eight and nine o'clock. Straight men can spend this time safely at home.
But the problem is that Tang Le is studying in a boarding school for aristocrats. He is even less safe in a four-person dormitory with all males.
So he tried every means to pretend he was gay.
Every day, I insist on learning love quotes from the Internet and flirting with the men around me, determined to create a romantic and bad gay persona.
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On April Fool's Day, Tang Le was hiding in his dormitory playing games alone. When he was getting up, his mysterious aristocratic roommate suddenly came back.
Tang Le cursed and was caught off guard.
The freeze time was approaching, and he wanted to be alone, so he could only bite the bullet and show a stiff smile.
"Hi, brother, you... You are so handsome, I like you so much, my heart is beating, can you hear it?"
The tall and handsome man paused for a moment and smiled suddenly, "Really?"
Hey, shouldn't this person glare at him and then walk away angrily?
Before Tang Le could react, something worse happened.
He, he can't move!
"The heart is beating really hard." Herbert leaned over to listen, walked up to him slowly, and raised his eyebrows slightly, "You said you like me, right?"
Tang Le suddenly felt bad and laughed dryly: "Haha, happy April Fool's Day, I was joking."
His face was lifted up by his chin.
"April Fool's Day? We don't have April Fool's Day here, and there are no jokes in my dictionary."
To die.
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One day while sleeping, Tang Le read an oral novel and realized that he was actually in a book.
In the book, he is the only gay in this dormitory. He tortures the other three roommates every day, making them suffer, and finally they all prostrate themselves under his suit pants.
But, did anyone come to tell him.
Why is he the only one who is framed in the dormitory?
Why are the aloof roommates who were rarely seen for ten days and a half now going back to the dormitory more and more frequently?
And most importantly, who blindfolded him!
Who is messing with him?
Motto: The truth will always come out
