
Beagle and Cow Cat
比格犬与奶牛猫
by Yu Sheng'er (予声尔)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 87k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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The copy is to be determined (written by Naodong on April 25, 2025) Beagle attack x cow cat attack (The comment section has been opened, please leave a message, thank you for reading~) Maomao is a cow cat with colon spots on its chest. He was very unhappy recently because the humans he picked up stopped coming home. Every day he brought the prey home, he had to go through a small door. No one opened the door for him. He was very angry. He just comes for hunting and stuff, and you don't tell him when you go hunting for a long distance, he's going to cause trouble! The specific ways to cause trouble are to push the plastic cup off the table, use the fabric sofa to sharpen his claws every day, turn on and off the faucet at home, etc. But his human never came back. Maomao was very lonely, so he started going out hunting every day. Many human beings on the road are very mean. Why do they walk their dogs but not their cats? His younger brother said: "Because dogs are more obedient, and humans prefer loyal guys." Maomao sneered: "Huh, licking the dog!" Later, Maomao also joined the dog walking team. Because he found a dog! Since the dog is very obedient and loyal, he will not leave you. Guomao said to Bigger who picked him up: "From today on, I will be your boss, and you can do whatever I do!" Bigger opened his big innocent eyes and blinked. "Then I assume you understand. Then what name should I give you? Forget it, you don't understand anyway." Maomao was very distressed. The dog didn't understand and just kept licking the cat. With a mouth full of saliva, he punched the dog's head several times, "Bad dog, bad dog! He loves licking so much, so I'll just ask you to lick him!" But let me listen to what humans say, the name should have a good meaning. So in the end, licking became "Tian Tian", adding more rice, and eating more rice will make you full. Maomao and Tiantian got along very well. The cat and the dog were happy to demolish the house, but they were afraid that the humans would be too angry when they came back, so they decided to go out and demolish the house to earn some food. Two little animals in the city have been in the news recently. There is a cow cat lying on the head of a big dog every day, and the two little ones attack at will. The outcome of the incident may be good or bad, so don't worry, it will be solved anyway. Until one day, Big Cow driving a van became a hot search topic, and it became so popular that pets become spirits. Two were recruited. But neither Maomao nor Tiantian like a restricted life, so why should they do what others say? They want freedom! They escaped, were recaptured, and were transformed into humans. The staff of the Chengsheng Jing Bureau advised them to be honest and find a good job. After hearing this, I immediately quit. He fell to the ground, with his handsome face, tall figure, and slender limbs dancing like snakes on the ground, shouting: "No, no! Don't go to work, don't go to work, oh, oh, oh, I'm no longer a human being!" The staff member looked helplessly at the arrogant partner on the side. The other person seemed to be well-behaved, sensible, and calm, and he should be able to help with persuasion. Then, the calm Tiantian, with his expressionless handsome face, fell to the ground with a bang, crawling darkly, and making a "werwerwer" sound. The tone of voice fluctuates and rises and falls one after another. Everyone in the hall was stunned. The two who were later forced to be good still behaved honestly after all. Since I am a scholar, it seems that I also want to fall in love and get married, right? A cat and a dog get together naturally. The species doesn't matter, but some people don't give them a marriage certificate. The reason is: Same-sex marriage in the human world has to go abroad, and it doesn't matter if you are of a different species. Kao Bao immediately regained his energy. He and Tian Tian looked at each other and began to accumulate strength. Can't get married? Then they are no longer human beings! Friendly reminder: 1. Attacking and receiving is like a dog or cat becoming a spirit, and the behavioral logic is not that of a normal person. 2. Although Gong is a dog, he doesn't eat shit, not anyone else's. 3. Brainless cute stories Purpose: Full of vitality every day
