While the full text is being archived, let me pre-acquire [Gong, a fake and cold-blooded god at the peak of his combat power & a well-behaved, low-self-esteem but tenacious puppy]. I am a good-for-nothing old Gong who is indifferent to grains and cannot take care of himself. I was once a famous god of war in the three realms?
Jiang Huaiyi was picked up and brought home by a man after seventeen years of hard life. How could the cold-faced flower on the iceberg and high mountains turn out to be a fool who boils the pot with rice and floods the house with laundry? This fool is very easy to deceive. He believes everything others say. He shyly runs away after being kissed, thinking that he is angry. Then one day he turns out to be standing on the mountain with a red face blowing the cold wind?
No, you said that you have lived for tens of thousands of years and have never been in love? !
But idiots sometimes seem to be quite reliable.
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The offensive force is the best in the world, which is awesome. What? Are you saying the author is a liar?
That's because it was weakened when attacking the beginning hahh
The attack and the attack are both clean, he, the perspective is changeable, the non-attack and control are controlled, the author is cut off from the water party, the plot is about to kill them, they are both tortured together. But don't worry, this is not a pure sadistic story, there are still many funny and exciting parts (please believe me!)
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Small theater:
Jiang Huaiyi (turning from ancient books): The God of War once killed a hundred thousand demon army with one sword!
Bai Muze (knitting sweater): It's fake. I was lost for three months that time.
Jiang Huaiyi: Then it's true to challenge the Demon King in a one-on-one role, right?
Bai Muze (wearing the wrong yarn): Well, he pointed the wrong way and made me late.
In fact, I am not the God of War at all, do you believe it?
——Bai Muche
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#About the whole three worlds are spreading rumors that I am very cool.#
# Retired Ares Re-employment: From entry to marriage#
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Reading guide:
[1] Gong thought he was raising cubs, Shou thought he was repaying a favor, and his days went on in a muddle.
[2] A man who pretends to be aloof but is really straight. He likes to keep a straight face and pretend to be cold, but in fact he is a cute idiot who is confused inside.
[3] Sweet and sour mouthfeel, the acidity is high in the early stage, but don't worry, it's not a scumbag! Not a scumbag! Attack but not torture! Good attack and reception! I won't even be tortured! The villain just tortured them!
[4] The Redemption Cookie is mixed with the secret thread of revenge. It has a lot of fun points and is very good at attacking.
Deputy cp (adding)
The fun-loving and mean-spirited doctor & the innocent and brainless little beast (Yun Qi & Zi Yao)
The steady and taciturn royal guard & the young, arrogant, silly and sweet emperor
Mountain God & Kitty Demon
Concept: The secondary development of the decapitated old immortal