After Being Released from Military Power by the Dog Emperor Who Traveled with Him

[Fighting nation but weak and cheerful Sha Diao Gong × He looks like a hottie but is actually a drama queen] I died suddenly after staying up late to write my thesis. My roommate and I, who pretended to be dead and held Star Wars every day, went into this male channel to read and write. He, who only knows how to show off, was dressed as the leader of the rebels, and I, a mixed-race warrior with asthma, was dressed as his No. 1 Barbarian thug. When we came here, the scene was about to show him wearing a yellow robe and preparing to dominate the world. But I don't know where the yellow robe was. I had an idea and put the green sack on him. They are all cloth, no difference. As a result, the buckle was accidentally buckled, and the sack was buckled on his head. Hey-hey. * In order to survive in troubled times, he risked his life to conquer the north and south, and I risked my life to accompany him to conquer the world. I nearly died suddenly due to asthma several times. When I woke up, he held my hand and rubbed it against his firm chest, inadvertently revealing his perfect chin. He said that if he conquers the world, he will give me half of it. * He broke his promise. In the first year after becoming emperor, he took away my title of general of the world's soldiers and horses, and dismissed me as a historian. He said that I can't drink because of my asthma. He didn't even give me a drink. Haha, it's really just my brother who gave me two swords. From then on, my job was to record his harem. But there is no one in his harem, only two pugs, and I don't need to feed them. So I could only cry and receive one hundred thousand taels of monthly silver, do nothing every day, and wash my face with tears on the ten-meter-long bed. ..... Etc. This ten-meter-long bed looks like a dragon couch. ..... Haha, brother, look at this. I asked you to be cautious about marrying a queen. Who told you to treat me as a queen? ? ? Small Theater Ministers: Your Majesty, you have rewarded the Queen twenty times this month, and you cannot reward the Queen again! Wen Xianqi: Why not? The Queen gave birth to Lin'er for me, and I will continue to reward you. Lin'er: Meow? Qin Huele, holding the Persian cat cub:? Are you scolding me? ! ! Cute Lei Sees Itself 1. One person, one person, one person! ! ! 2. Attack one quarter Russian mixed race, native Chinese. 3. Be happy with your enemies. Shou and Shou are fake. They will all achieve what they want to do. Please don't have too high expectations for Shou and Shou's IQ and ability to scheme. Intention: Face life bravely.