—Ji Yu's first day at college
As soon as he moved into the dormitory, he was stared at by his fierce-looking roommate. Chi Yu silently closed the bed curtain.
Why does this person always stare at others! Not polite! It's so fierce!
——Chi Yu was forced to join the student union on his first day
Inexplicably, he was stared at very seriously by his senior all day long. He was so tired. It made him very nervous all day long.
I will still be criticized for being lazy. Don't have such a high moral sense, okay? Chi Yu rolled his eyes quietly as he walked on the road.
——Chi Yu's first day at work
What should I do if my part-time boss stays in the store drinking coffee and inspecting the work?
And he still focused on his own inspection work.
Come on, how can a coffee shop be so lazy? Chi Yu gently closed the refrigerator door angrily.
—Later
"Baby, I want to be your puppy."
This is my roommate.
"Zongzong, do you like puppies very much? What if I become a puppy?"
This is the senior.
"Xiaochi, I am so happy to be your dog."
This is the boss.
Brother, what are you doing? It's a bit insulting to a dog. Don't call yourself a dog if you don't eat shit.
Although Chi Yu rolled his eyes in his heart, he still smiled and held their hands: "What nonsense are you talking about? We are equal."
…Liar. He obviously treats them like dogs.
The abandoned dogs thought viciously.
When they came to the door again, they saw Chi Yu holding a bunch of fluffy kittens, without even giving them a look.
"Sorry, I still like cats the most."
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1. Complain about the charming little white flower baby.
2. I don't belittle either cat or dog, I just like which one I prefer.
3. Attack and control: attack corruption but don't enter.
4. Double cleansing.
5. Novices in writing should be careful.
Purpose: Love animals