When Yu Xinji was born, a Taoist priest uttered wild words, "This baby is destined to be unlucky and born with bad luck."
He was still a little one and peed all over the Taoist priest.
The only one who can save him from this calamity is his destined partner—a little bitch!
My parents believed it, but only half of it.
So Yu Xinji's childhood was filled with fur: hunting dogs, ragdoll cats, even hairless cats...
There are three hundred and sixty-five days in a year, three hundred and sixty-four days in the company of animals. The result was just the opposite - he developed severe trichophobia.
However, his unlucky physique is still strong: he stuffs his teeth with water, steps in dog poop... He doesn't fall behind at all.
After graduating from high school, his parents followed the Taoist priest's advice and arranged for him a dog fiancé with the same horoscope.
Yu Xinji lost his temper on the spot and chose the university farthest from home, determined to escape from the furry hell.
Later, my roommate secretly kept a dog in the dormitory. Yu Xinji was scared to death, but he was too embarrassed to admit it.
Until one day, he found that his immediate boss had transformed into a white dog.
Yu Xinji's eyes lit up - he rushed back to the dormitory with the white dog in his arms and showed off crazily to his roommates:
"Look at these claws! Look at this tail! Look at this little mouth, come and kiss it^3^"
Roommate: "... Brother, weren't you afraid of dogs before?"
Li Zheng (dog version): "..." Is it too late to turn back into a human?
Note:
This article was written in 1924. My writing style was a bit bad at that time, so I apologize.
ⅱAfter two years, I still want to finish this book from the bottom of my heart.
ⅲAt that time, I wrote more than 60,000 words, and this time I strive to finish it with 100,000 words.
Intention: Face life with positivity and sunshine.
