
I Heard That All the Interstellar People Have Broken Their Defenses
听说星际人民都破防了
by Maolan Million (帽岚million)
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Copywriting 1 Ye Yi, an orphan who is about to graduate and enter a new life, accidentally traveled to the interstellar era, but does not know the interstellar language at all? ? With the original intention of hiding her identity as a time traveler, she was bound to a system called emotional energy collection. Eh? But it seems that something terrible has been turned on! Qingmei is sad? When I go up there, Kuku will output a meal! A stupid idiot who commits a crime on the field? Breaking through the defense and starting to sell swords? There is no sister who can't resist! Fans being verbally abused? My sister even went to the All Star Network to chase sharks in person! So what about the star beasts in the outer universe? They were scolding and killing them at the same time! Eh? I heard that some people think that such a sister has no partner? Sorry, my partner also fell in love with me like this~ Copywriting 2 Damn legs, run away! Seeing that the bull's horns were about to push up from behind, Ye Yi's legs almost turned into hot wheels, but he still found every opportunity to say, "Wow, dear mother, these cows can run so well!" "X14, do you think these star beasts really have no intelligence!? Why are they all chasing me?" Ye Yi curled his lips and dodged the blows again and again, very puzzled. X14 sat on Ye Yi's shoulder, his tone was very calm and speechless, "Big sister, don't you know what you did!?" "I just told a few truths. As for them! I think they should not call them Green Bulls, but Fire Bulls. They have such a bad temper." After hearing Ye Yi's words, the green cattle herd, especially the leader who rushed at the front, had their rough, dark blue skin turn into angry red. [Okay, let's take a look at Chuxingda's single soldier Ye Yi! ] Seeing the increasing number of real-time viewers from Ye Yi's perspective, the commentator switched the big screen to Ye Yi's perspective. Seeing the commentary being monitored in real time, he became uneasy. [Everyone can see Ye Yi being chased by a group of angry green bulls! ? Angry Green Bull! ? ] [Oh my god, what did she do to make the gentle Ao Niu become so violent? ] There are a lot of hahahaha floating on the real-time barrage, [Netizen 1: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ] [Netizen 2: Ye Da is awesome, does she dare to lick her lips, she is afraid she will poison herself hahahahahahaha. ] The commentator was puzzled, but the commentator was obedient and pulled the time back to ten minutes ago. [Ye Yi's face filled the entire screen, his fingers rubbed his chin slightly, and he whispered, "Gentlemen in the audience in front of the screen, don't miss it if you pass by. Let's take a look at the green cattle all over the grassland. They have strong muscles and smooth body shapes. I just don't know whether this kind of green cattle tastes better or the local cattle from Blue Star!?" Having said that, Ye Yizheng pointed the camera at the herd of green cattle grazing slowly on the grassland, and slowly sneaked into them. A cow with very smooth fur and strong and elegant hair made Ye Yi stop. "Wow! I didn't tell you that, this cow looks like it's meaty and the soup will be delicious!" She muttered in a low voice and did not pay attention to the slight restlessness of the cows after hearing this, and continued, "Why don't you go back to Blue Star? Maybe you can give birth to a lot of calves. Cows give birth to cows, and there are endless cows!" Suddenly, a bull that was larger than the others walked up to the cow. It kept slapping its tail on the ground and making a chirping sound from its nose, signaling Ye Yi to leave quickly. But at this time, Zhengye opened his backpack immersively. Is this silver rope better or this gold rope? Ye Yi, who was about to take it out and mark on the cow, saw the bull standing in front of him. "Ouch, where did such an ugly bull come from? He works out too much to attract the same sex. Go away, go away, you are not my type!"] I choked up when I saw the explanation here, and the muscles on my face kept twitching. Intention: Be positive and not afraid of the future