There is a little loser in the realm of immortal cultivation.
Signed up for the Qingxuan Sect of Swordsmanship, and in the entry trial, the sword went on fire and half of the mountain was set on fire;
Have you signed up for the Dan Zong Dan? The introductory trial is to make pills and release poison, and the medicine will kill the five elders of the sect;
Sign up for Lexiu Lingyin Pavilion, the magic sound of the entrance test is heard in your ears, and the treasure of the pavilion explodes;
Sign up for Hehuan Wuqingtang, go through the entrance test to be sexy online, and the martial brother will stop having sex.
The various sects hurry up and send each other good food and drinks. When you go out, turn left and walk slowly.
Yuhuai said:
The light of righteousness cannot shine,
I turned myself into evil.
Unexpectedly, I often walk by the river and eventually my shoes get wet.
After practicing the Three Wushu Kung Fu book, I was possessed by a man.
The man wants her to be a cow and a horse to help him find his lost soul and rebuild his true body.
Yuhuai, it doesn't matter. If you are willing to follow me, I will die. Welcome to visit.
The man tried his best, and Yuhuai knelt down, vomiting blood and crying.
Back pain always occurs after overdraft of spiritual energy.
The two have the same five senses and share aura.
The man said, I use it a lot, please bear with it.
Or gather all the souls for him and he will leave her body.
From then on,
Yuhuai then embarked on a wandering and precarious road of no return.
Small theater:
"Hey, I'm taking a shower."
"You wash."
"I want to take off my clothes."
"Take it off."
"I need to poop."
"Oh, I'll hold my breath."
"Wow, the handsome senior brother of Qing Xuanzong!"
"…"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahha, uh-uh. Why are you blocking my eyesight! Open it now!"
Physiological binding leads to spiritual communication, and spiritual consciousness blends and fluctuates with hazy love.
Watch the wandering journey of the little useless person who cultivates immortality and the mysterious man, and taste the joys and sorrows of life.
Intention: the light of the right path