What? Did you work for him until the Republic of China?
Oh, it's not the Republic of China, it's the first year of the Republic of China...? !
Qi Xiaochuan's life creed:
If you can lie down, you will never sit down; if you can lie down, you will never be rigid.
Until his foot slipped and he fell into the world of the first year of the Republic of China——
One second, I was playing real-life CS with my roommate, and the next second, bullets flew past my cheeks.
My ears are filled with real screams and the smell of blood
Qi Xiaochuan: "... Isn't this immersive theater a little too realistic?"
When he looked down, his hands were covered in blood.
Damn it, is it real blood? !
In order to survive, he hugged the passing bandit leader Ma's legs on the spot:
"Brother! Leave me alive! I can repair machines! I can settle accounts! I can also read the entire "Journey to the West"!"
Zhou Yan, the famous "King of Hell" in Jiangnan Province, raised his chin with the barrel of a gun, half-smiling but not smiling:
"Can you tell "Journey to the West"? Then tell me, which character in it do I look like?"
Qi Xiaochuan looked at the barrel of the gun against his Adam's apple and swallowed:
"... Great, great sage, please spare my life?"
Later, the entire Jiangnan Province knew——
There is a "freak" around the young master of the Zhou family
He doesn't know how to do abacus, but he is really good at checking accounts.
He was afraid of blood and pain, but he dared to dismantle Zhou Yan's ancestral Patek Philippe into a compass.
He always talks crazy things about "WiFi", "computer" and "signal transmission"
And used moldy green juice as a life-saving medicine
Zhou Yan's hand holding the gun trembled for the first time:
"Ancestor, do you know how much this watch is worth?"
Qi Xiaochuan shrank his neck:
"Judging from your reaction... It shouldn't be cheap?"
Zhou Yan took a deep breath:... Hold it back, it's still useful if you keep it.
But gradually, Zhou Yan discovered——
This coward who talks a lot about running trains seems to be hiding a lot of secrets
For example, he can always come up with incredible solutions in desperate situations
For example, he occasionally looked at the night sky and whispered, "It would be great if I could connect to 5G."
For another example... The way he looked at him became less and less like he was looking at a "big boss", and more like...
Until the day of siege——
The artillery fire is raging, life and death are on the line
Zhou Yan put the only boat ticket into his hand:
"Go back to your time."
Qi Xiaochuan stared at the ticket and suddenly smiled
Then——
Tear it up.
"Get out of here! You don't even have WiFi in this shitty place!"
Zhou Yan's pupils shrank suddenly, and he pulled him into his arms, placing his palms on his lower back:
"Okay, then don't even think about leaving in this life."
Small Theater
Zhou Yan: "In your era... How did you fall in love?"
Qi Xiaochuan quickly grabbed the back of his neck and kissed him while the other person looked at him in astonishment.
"Teaching across time and space," he licked his fangs as he stepped away, "is it intuitive enough?"
Zhou Yan's fingertips slowly rubbed the corners of his lips that were still warm: Very good, I understand!
Reading Guide
1. HE! HE! HE! After all, Qi Xiaochuan said: "We both lived well in the history books!"
2. Under the new year, 1v1, double clean, cold-faced and black-faced attack × sand sculpture technology is affected
3. The Republic of China is an imaginary thing, do not examine evidence, sand sculptures and blades fly together
4. Sweet cookies
Purpose: In an era destined to sink, be each other's only driftwood