I Want to Fish! Don't Cultivate Immortality!

Two advance articles in the push column are "General, Your Taoist Companion is Drunk Again" and "Catching Trash?" How many to catch? Catch this one! , Put the copy at the end. Grateful! The following is the text of this article: A sword splits the mountains and seas, and the mountains and seas fall into dreams. Group portrait + all members of the coward group + shameless competition + salty fish poor comparison + career approval Jiang Jiujiu, who was working and fishing in the present world, traveled through time. This time she came to the world of cultivation and became a useless little junior sister of the Poyun Sect who had an innate Taoist body but her spiritual veins were blocked. On the day of time travel, her engagement was annulled by the Guiyun Sect's senior brother, who thought her talent was mediocre and disgraceful to the family tradition. The younger junior sister entered the main hall with the Cloud Piercer Sword and lazily said, "Is it okay to break up? Should the liquidated damages be paid in installments or in cash?" The sect underwent great changes, and the six members of the sect were scattered all over the place. Jiang Jiujiu had no intention of gossiping, and together with his fifth brother who fled with him, he founded a sect, the Xianyu Sect, in an abandoned mass grave in Erlitou, west of the city. There is only one purpose: to give the salted fish in the world a home. Suddenly one day, Xianmeng asked her for membership fees. Something was wrong, she had no money! ! So, under the leadership of the half-assed "sect leader", all the crooked melons, crackers, and jujubes of the entire sect, young and old, began to practice scientific cultivation, and the plan of getting rich by drinking wine, painting, and painting was launched. A little-known small sect in the martial arts world begins to participate in sect competitions to win prizes, and all the "salted fish" tighten their belts and get ready to go! So a mighty fairyland revolution quietly began. Half a year later, when monks all over the world were scrambling to study the "Five Years and Three Years of Foundation Building Simulation" written by the ancestor of the Salted Fish Sect, the master waved his sword, sat cross-legged, and used his spiritual sword to skewer a whole roasted lamb. "Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, eating well is also practice -" A year later, there was a battle between immortals and demons, and a sharp sword transformed into gods flew into the battlefield. Everyone was startled, thinking that gods had descended to earth. Jiang Jiujiu: "I'm sorry, everyone, please move to another place. It ruined the rice symbiotic three-dimensional agriculture that our sect is piloting..." ———— Reading guide: ① A history of the Xianyu family's fortune, the story of a first-class Xianyu in the universe who leads the cultivation world to scientifically cultivate immortality, cultivate with pay, and aspire to the way of heaven. ②There is a male protagonist and a female protagonist who picked it up on the roadside while they were engaged in business. It focuses on a person who is serious about his career, and someone will love you wholeheartedly. The female protagonist Xiaozhu is Baicai. You can guess who Baicai is while watching~ Lightning protection: ① There are not so many shocking emotional lines. The emotional line is slow to heat up. Plot flow. Focus heroine breaks through levels and opens a copy. ②The author's first book is to practice rhythm and writing skills. There are only two reasons for persisting in writing: First, the author is a clingy person. Only stick to the characters. The second is that the author is an obsessive man, and he has to fill holes he has opened. Come and preview the two articles in the column "General, Your Taoist Companion is Drunk Again" and "Catching Trash?" How many to catch? Catch this one! ～Everyone can click and collect! Thanks! The copy was written on April 18, 2025. This book is also known as: "Being a Salted Fish to Found a Sect" and "I am a Little Salted Fish in the World of Immortal Cultivation" The following is the pre-received copy. If you are interested, you can have a taste: *"General, your Taoist companion is drunk again" Qi Ning has three secrets: 1. She disguised herself as a man and became a general 2. She took the head of the King of Xiliang and could chop people more easily than melons. 3. The Taoist monk Jiu Mengzi she picked up from the sea of ​​blood in the mountain of corpses... Seems to be a cheat? Mo Nanshan also has three secrets: 1. He traveled through time (he practiced medicine innocently in his previous life, but drank alone in this life) 2. His cultivation level increases when he drinks (this makes him feel guilty) 3. If that little general with red tassels finds out that he quits drinking, he will die. He was in a dilemma. —— Qi Ning, the seventh daughter of Duke Qi's family, was born with an ominous prophecy. That winter night, the old prisoner of the Qintian Prison was shaking his hands and making calculations: "This woman is destined to commit a crime against the gods and suppress her relatives and clan. She should be sent out of the imperial capital..." Before he finished speaking, Qi Guogong smashed the hexagram plate with a sword: "I, the daughter of the Qi family, do not have the destiny to dictate!" From then on, the peaceful days of the Duke's Mansion came to an end. This Qi Ning is a restless master. Born with evil spirits, destiny has a lonely star, but I don't believe in destiny. The six brothers grew up holding each other in the palm of their hands, but they insisted on wearing armor and carrying guns, and the women disguised themselves as men and sneaked into the military camp. Originally a canary in beautiful clothes and eating flowers, she had to find a way out on the edge of a knife. Boy: "Report! Miss Seven beat the training master to tears!" Duke: "...". Waiter: "Report! Miss Seven has gone to the martial arts training ground!" Duke: "Get my soothing soup quickly!" Boy: "Report! Miss Seven has sneaked into the Jackdaw Cavalry!" Duke: "Quickly... Kill me quickly to cheer up my daughter!" Boy: Report! 7. Miss Seven and the Jackdaw Cavalry went to Xiliang together! " When Qi Guogong heard this, he fell to his knees. The generals of the Imperial Capital, the Emperor Enqi family, what evil have they done! For a whole year, there was no news from Qi Ning. In the spring of the next year, everyone said that Xiao Qi died on the battlefield. Just as the whole family gathered together to prepare for her funeral, ——"Report! The seventh lady cut off the head of the King of Xiliang... Achieved military merit and became the imperial conferment of General Hongying! The class teacher returns to the court! " Mr. Qi was old and fainted immediately. "Report! The seventh lady brought back a male monk this time, who seemed... Suspected to be a drunkard! " * Once Mo Nanshan traveled through the world of cultivation, he liked to have the attribute of being a king. Is there such a good thing in the world? Can you improve your cultivation by drinking alcohol? See you soon. ? Drinking = practicing ? Hangover = breakthrough ? Drinking fragments = directly overcoming the tribulation So he made up his mind to stay in Xiliang, living in drunkenness and dreaming, eating and drinking, and ascending until—— Until he was among the corpses on the battlefield and had a red tassel gun pressed against his throat. The tip of the spear was stained with blood. The girl general raised her eyebrows and sneered: "Jiu Mengzi, get up before you die and follow me back to Beijing. " Later—— On the day when the demons invaded the territory, she single-handedly entered the enemy camp. Suddenly the smell of wine filled the sky behind her, and the drunken man overturned tens of thousands of demonic troops with one sleeve, turned around and hugged her into an embrace full of alcohol: "Madam, with my cultivation... Can I enjoy some wine? " She picked up the red tasseled spear and put the tip of the spear against his throat: "Husband, if you want to die, you can just tell me. Purpose: Scholars, farmers, industry and commerce are all equal, regardless of high or low status.