Cheng Yaoyang, a lifelong bachelor, wakes up one morning to find himself married.
He's in a church, sitting in a wheelchair and listening to a priest recite wedding vows.
There's another wheelchair beside him, occupied by a man with his eyes closed.
He's transmigrated into the body of a disabled, spoiled fake young master, and his adoptive parents have arranged for him to marry the comatose heir of a wealthy family to bring him good luck.
Disabled, spoiled, adopted, and married off to bring good luck: with all these traits stacked against him, he's destined to be thrown out and reduced to begging for a living.
Cheng Yaoyang: “...” Well, I'm here now.
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After a car accident, Zhou Lin, chairman of Feiyue Group, pretends to be unconscious. The Zhou family actually finds him a husband to bring him good luck.
His new husband calls him “hubby” in an embarrassingly mushy voice, wheels him around the park, chats with the old folks, and secretly tries all the folk remedies he hears about on him.
His husband reads him flowery romance novels every day, putting his whole heart into it, and even gets handsy afterward.
He has no choice but to revise his plans and wake up early.
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To get his wealthy sugar daddy to wake up soon, hand him a hefty breakup fee, and tell him to get lost, Cheng Yaoyang diligently carries out his coma-patient wake-up plan.
It includes, but is not limited to, playing the suona, telling jokes, and reading steamy novels aloud.
One day, Cheng Yaoyang is reading a novel to Zhou Lin.
“His flat stomach was soft to the touch.”
Following the story, Cheng Yaoyang realizes Zhou Lin's stomach isn't flat and soft. It's all bumpy, with the bumps arranged in neat rows.
Cheng Yaoyang abandons the novel's script. “Whoa, are these abs?”
He's never seen a living man with abs up close before.
Cheng Yaoyang's hand has already reached the hem of the other man's shirt, wanting to lift it and take a peek. “We're legally married, so it shouldn't be a problem if I take a look, right?”
Before lifting the man's shirt, Cheng Yaoyang nervously glances at his face.
To his surprise, he meets a pair of eyes as deep as a pool.
Scheming x Goofball, a match made to last forever
Coming soon: “Kindergarten in the Apocalypse,” raising kids in the apocalypse, little ones fighting monsters
Five thousand years in the future, a virus runs rampant. Any animal that gets infected undergoes a genetic mutation, becoming an immortal species of enormous size and overwhelming strength. Humans are among them.
Humans have become food for these mutated species.
To fight the mutated species and survive, humans have evolved five ranks of supernatural abilities.
Ordinary people without abilities have become the lowest class of expendable citizens, the mutated species' preferred food.
Wen Xu transmigrates here from a modern civilized society and becomes one of these expendable citizens, with a job as a kindergarten director.
He won't have to fight mutated species all day long, so Wen Xu initially thinks it's a cushy job.
But the children in his kindergarten were born to mutated humans.
They're ill-tempered, and they could mutate at any moment, lose their humanity, and become mutated species.
Wen Xu petitions his superiors: “Commander, I want a transfer.”
The highest-ranking commander on the Safe Island: “No.”
Wen Xu can't do anything else, so he just teaches them what normal people do: eat, read, and sleep. Good behavior earns rewards, while misbehavior means working the sewing machine.
Resources are scarce, and the kindergarten has barely enough supplies to get by.
Wen Xu looks at the vast empty lot and realizes he'll have to plant crops himself.
The children are so exhausted every day that they fall asleep as soon as their heads hit the pillow, with no energy left to get into trouble.
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Mutated species attack the Safe Island. The island's inhabitants retreat in stages, and the decision-makers decide to abandon the kindergarten.
After a fierce battle, the kindergarten is littered with the corpses of mutated animals, but everyone is completely unharmed.
The commander asks Wen Xu, “How did you do it?”
Wen Xu, still shaken, replies, “The kids... the kids did it.”
A child holding a fish head larger than his own body asks in a baby voice, “Teacher Wen, if we bury these, they'll make good fertilizer, right?”
Wen Xu immediately puts away his frightened expression, smiles, and points to a patch of empty ground in a high-pitched voice. “Bury them over there. Once the soil is nice and fertile, whoever behaves best gets to choose what we plant!”
The children answer in unison: “Okay!”
Theme: Watch what you eat and get moving. Good health matters most