"The annals of Lin'an Prefecture record: During the plum rainy season of Yisi year, Xie Zhao, the Day Yang Secretary, and Jiang Lin, the night patrolman, recorded thirteen mysterious cases. Or ask why there are so many ink stains in the file? Answer: Xie made a mistake in drawing the talisman, and Jiang spilled the tea while suppressing him.
"Note: Anyone who sees Advisor Xie's ear feathers drooping and Section Chief Jiang's scales turning red should stay three feet away immediately - this is a calamity that happens once in a hundred years in Lin'an Mansion, called: Love Catastrophe."
Intention: Positive and uplifting