The Straight Guy's Guide to Magical Girls

Magical Girl Straight Guy × Elegant Villain Dark Suffer "If you let me wear a pink skirt again, I don't care if you are a system, believe it or not, I will also beat you up?" Zhou Yanke stared at the magic wand in his hand with dead eyes, the lines of his abdominal muscles under the pink tutu skirt were vaguely visible. As an unlucky social animal who died suddenly while working overtime continuously, when he was about to die, he heard a voice and bound to the system to survive. In order to survive, he chose to bind the system without even listening to his words, but why was it the magical girl system? Yes, literally, wearing a lace dress and holding a magic wand to save the world. System: "Host, please use love and justice to influence the villain!" Zhou Yanke: "I can only use my fists to influence my dear boss." ---- One day, he bumped into the legendary villain BOSS Ji Mian who blew up buildings like setting off fireworks. Ji Mian: "Hey, magical girl?" Zhou Yanke: "Get lost, I'm a straight man." Ji Mian: "Mr. Magical Girl, your skirt is about to rip." ---- Later, Zhou Yanke found that Ji Mian was very annoying. When he worked overtime, Ji Mian handed him coffee; when he had a fight, Ji Mian handed him a handkerchief to wipe his sweat; when his skirt got stuck when he transformed, Ji Mian even thoughtfully helped him adjust the bow. "Are you sick?" Zhou Yanke couldn't bear it. Ji Mian smiled and said, "Yes, I'm lovesick." Zhou Yanke: "..." ---- Later, the system collapsed: "Host! You are an elegant magical girl, how can you be with the villain!" Zhou Yanke sneered: "None of your business." Ji Mian hugged him from behind, rested her chin on his shoulder, and said with a smile, "Mr. Magical Girl, can you go on a date with me now?" Zhou Yanke: "... Put down the bomb remote control in your hand first." Ji Mian blinked innocently: "But it's your company I want to blow up." Zhou Yanke was silent for two seconds and nodded: "Okay, let's blow it up." ​#We agreed to save the world, but ended up running away with the villain# ​#About the fact that my nemesis always takes secret photos of me when I transform# #Today's magical girl is also using her biceps to pop her bows# Intention: Be kind to everything.