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"Do you want to do it? 300 A time."
Late at night, I mistakenly sent a group message to my ex-boyfriend.
He replied instantly: "?"
I didn't notice it was him, and seriously added: "300 for the complete set, including everything."
Twenty minutes later, the doorbell rang wildly.
My ex-boyfriend was standing at the door of my house in a suit and tie, his tie was askew, and his eyes were red.
He grabbed my wrist and said, "Are you so short of money?"
At this time, the sweeping robot behind me suddenly started buzzing.
He froze.
I shook the housekeeping leaflet in my hand: "Um... Professional in-depth cleaning, 300 a time, guaranteed to your satisfaction?"
[Alipay transfer 30,000 yuan]
"In the next three months," he looked at me condescendingly, not allowing any refutation, "you can only take my order."
Ps: Dog-bloody sweet article
Intention: Keep it until the clouds open and the moon shines