[Introduction to the work]
Short story! ! ! About 80,000 words~
As a gossip writer who has won the "Readers' Most Wanted Blade Award" for three consecutive years, he is the king of gossip circles with his own social news BGM——
When Lu Chenzhou was huddled on the beanbag wrapped in a Spider-Man blanket, he never imagined that his drafting career would end at the hands of a gangster who used 502 glue as hand cream.
Wen Xiaokui, a self-propelled gossip nuclear bomb in human form, can use the thesis library to search for childhood shadows, use a Ouija board to threaten manuscripts, and even create a "street bundle play" hot search for top writers in the battle for shared power banks. When she found out that someone was using AI to generate sweet pet articles to fool readers, she changed the writer's input method into a kaomoji arsenal: "(╯‵□′)╯If you dare to miss the text, I'll blow up your document!"
From then on, the suspense master's daily life became:
Use Morse code to hide delayed update declarations in chapters
Fool the editorial department with 3D printed fake manuscripts
Teach parrots to recite "Wen Xiaokui is a stupid beauty" live
The ending of the flying broomstick stuck at the VR murder scene
And a certain trainee reporter's KPI gradually went off track:
Studying the Mysteries of Repairing Data Cables in Microwave Ovens
Follow the series on the Intercom Channel of the Criminal Investigation Team
Weave reminder barrages into a Chinese knot
Quantum Mechanics Explained by Writer Carvin
When #LUchenzhouwenxiaokuishedievlog# was a hot topic, fans commented: "It is recommended that wedding companies and the funeral industry enter the live broadcast room at the same time. These two are either sweet or hilarious."
The writer who was blocked at the bathroom door held up the diamond ring box and sneered: "Reporter Wen, I have a mandatory HE contract here - do you want to sign the marriage contract first, or sign to keep the ugly photos of my hairline secret?"
[Reading instructions]
1. This article is also known as "About the fact that my assassin who is urging me to write is a psychic" and "Will meat in sweet pet articles be subject to anti-pornography and illegal activities"
2. Contains dangerous operations: Use milk tea to tame the draft beast/Use Chinese knots to bind and urge updates/Use "Today's Statement" storyboard to write sweet pet literature. Good children should not imitate it.
3. The author has purchased the same bulletproof helmet as the author. Welcome everyone to arrive on the battlefield with blades and wedding candies!
Purpose: Happy every day
