Reborn Student: This Time I Welded the Textbooks into Golden Fingers
重生规培生:这次我把教材焊成金手指
by Graduates from Standard Training (规培开挂生)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 3k Words
- Genre
- No CP
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeLight Novel
- POVFemale Lead
- Age21+
- Rebirth
Synopsis
In the previous life, Guipei student Lin Xiaoman cried and took off his white coat after three consecutive misdiagnoses - mistaking myocardial infarction for a gastric disease, missing blood gas tests and messing up COPD, and shouting "thrombocytopenia" at the leukemia smear. On the day of her rebirth, she was lying in the duty room wiping vomit. The ninth edition of "Internal Medicine" in her arms suddenly became hot. On the yellowed pages, the key points of the textbook were highlighted like game skills: "CURB-65 score 3 points? Hospitalization! Don't use antibiotics indiscriminately. Page 45 teaches you to choose the right medicine!" [When the textbook becomes a cheating system] - Wrong question critical attack: When the patient's jugular veins are distended, page 163 of "Physiological Mechanism of the Upright Position" pops up automatically in the brain, with a 3D demonstration (heart failure patients return ↓25% of their heart blood volume after sitting upright); when they see platelets 20×10^9/L, scenes of ghost beasts who failed to rescue in previous lives are played in a loop until they turn to page 572 of the "red warning" of acute promyelocytic leukemia. - Muscle memory plug-in: Hands shaking during rescue? The body will self-stuck in the textbook pose - when performing chest compressions, a progress bar of "100-120 times/min" pops up in the mind, and the compression force is accurate to the vibration feedback of "5-6cm of sternum depression", which is more accurate than the "beep" sound of a defibrillator. [Guipeike counter-murder scene] The intern was administering β2 agonists to COPD patients. She flicked the textbook and stood in front of the treatment sheet: "It says on page 52! Anticholinergic drugs are the first choice for type II respiratory failure. Do you want me to retain carbon dioxide until I become comatose?" (Comes with a social death flashback of having done this in her previous life); the doctor on duty wants to give "stomach pain" The patient had an endoscope, and she picked up the electrocardiogram and rushed into the CT room: "Warning on page 238! Inferior wall myocardial infarction can disguise itself as gastric perforation. Do the 18th lead first - is the ST segment of the right chest elevated? Whoever likes to do this CT, I'll call the cath lab!" (The alarm at the door of the CT room is as harsh as the sound effect of a game) [In those years, the textbooks taught me counterattack routines] Zhou Ming memorized the acute left heart failure procedure incorrectly. She used a red pen to draw an explosion sticker on his notebook: "165 pages of sequence! First sit upright, high-flow oxygen inhalation, intravenous morphine infusion, and finally diuretics - a wrong step is to give poison!" When she met a patient with "asymptomatic heart failure", she sneered at the color ultrasound: "Normal BNP? 1 It was said on page 62 that obese patients will underestimate it! Go check the E/e' ratio, I'm waiting to see you slapped in the face." Even the diabetic uncle can joke: "Your blood sugar is like the battery of a mobile phone. If you don't control it well, your insulin is an inferior power bank. It charges slowly and consumes power quickly." (The uncle took out a small notebook on the spot) [This book is also called "My textbook will reveal my history of misdiagnosis"] From being scolded by the director to hiding in the stairwell and crying, to bringing his own "textbook BGM" during ward rounds, Lin Xiaoman discovered that: every medical order is a battlefield of knowledge points, and every misdiagnosis is an experience package for rebirth. That well-thumbed textbook had already welded the "correct answer" into her muscle memory - now, in the pocket of her white coat, there was a life and death note that contained spoilers, and the fragrance of instant noodles in the duty room wafted with the confidence that "this time I will definitely not be wrong." (PS: Contains a lot of real life stories from the students - the instant noodles are never cooked properly, the nurse grabbed me to change the liquid when memorizing the guide, and after the rescue, I found that the white coat was full of vomit, but this time, we have the textbook as a plug-in!) Purpose: "Hidden in those torn pages of textbooks are miracles more precious than rebirth - it is the road to salvation paved for every life by human beings using hundreds of years of medical wisdom.