Purity? I’m Faking It

Pretty, sweet, and adorably clueless bottom × Scheming, mature, and sadistic top The two people at Jiang University everyone agrees are least likely to date. One is Qiao Anche, the Chinese department’s campus heartthrob. The other is He Jiang, the university’s most handsome guy. The first looks so clean-cut that he could be a young priest reading the Bible in a church, surrounded by a halo of light. The second is famous for his sour expression, aloofness, and the chill of an iron block frozen in a glacier for ten thousand years. By chance, they become roommates in a shared apartment. At their first apartment viewing, Qiao Anche sits obediently on the sofa, but sneaks glances at the campus heartthrob’s hands. So thick, so big. I want him to touch me... Meanwhile, He Jiang calmly sets a glass of coconut water in front of Qiao Anche, looking at his rosy little face. So cute. I want to fuck him until he cries. - His roommate has an incredible body: over 190 centimeters tall, with eight-pack abs and a perfect V-shaped torso. Every inch of him practically screams, “I’m good in bed.” Qiao Anche wants to call him “Daddy”! But there’s one problem: his roommate is seriously homophobic. So Qiao Anche can only put on an act in front of He Jiang. He pretends to be innocent and well-behaved, pretends he isn’t interested in the campus heartthrob’s muscles, and pretends to be the straightest guy alive! But he’s trying so hard. Why is the campus heartthrob so damn familiar with him? He bites into the ice cream Qiao Anche has licked without a second thought, takes Qiao Anche’s hand and invites him to feel his abs, and even grabs him by the waist and kisses him when a stalker won’t leave him alone, claiming it’s all just a friend looking out for a friend. Qiao Anche’s heart races, but he keeps reminding himself that this is just a straight guy’s game. He has to hold out! Until the two of them somehow end up in bed together. The next morning, the little fool wakes up aching and looks at the man who still hasn’t stopped, asking the question that weighs on his soul: “A-Aren’t you straight?” The so-called straight guy grabs the little fool by the waist and pulls him close. “Don’t you like it?” Theme: Friendship between classmates, helping each other