The Demon of Shadow——crosses the Beimian River and makes a majestic appearance!
My name is Kitamikawa, and I am a handsome boy with no common sense, ruthlessness, and IQ that Miss Makima picked up from the trash can.
Ms. Makima said that a job with food and accommodation is the most stable. Later, I was forced to watch the electric subs chewing demons and serving food and drinks every day. Hayakawa-senpai keeps writing weird death countdown calendars, and Pava insists that my silver chain is suitable for her cat.
Public Security vs. Demons Section 4, a nursery full of mentally ill patients.
Regarding combat talent: When Denji tripped over his own chainsaw for the 20th time, I finally understood why humans need kindergarten teachers. Mr. Qiu said that my Dark Veil Realm was dangerous, but he didn't know that every time he turned off the lights and teleported, he was actually just trying to retrieve the lighter that Pava had kicked as a ball.
Recently, I started sleeping with Denci tied up with a shadow chain. After all, he sleepwalked and chewed on three of my windbreakers. Pava said it was like walking a dog, but at least it was more normal than Qiu hiding a charm under his pillow. Oh, by the way, if one day you find me lying in a broken cross, pretending to be dead, please remind those idiots:
"Check your breathing before crying. Last time I was just addicted to cigarettes."
*PS: The dislike of chili peppers is instinctive and has nothing to do with Denci adding spiciness to my instant noodles.
*PPS: We agreed to buy a new collar with the death penalty, Qiu don't even think about fooling it with paper.
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Do you want to have a good dog with low intelligence, harsh words, but loyalty, gentleness, good temper, and high fighting ability? Please call the public security hotline^ ^
What? Did the phone call tell you to open the door and send warmth to the community? Oh well, it's useless for you to take a bath, but it's very comfortable.
Serving Instructions:
1. This article is just a product of me being so hungry that I had no food and was forced to cook for myself. If you feel uncomfortable, please run away from the tonic and tell me.
2. I watched Chainsaw Man a long time ago, and my mind was a little confused. I would add settings that didn't exist or lose some of the original settings. In short, I felt that I would change them beyond recognition in the end.
3. Know how to play a lot of bad internet jokes
4. There is a slightly ambiguous atmosphere, but no cp
5. You can think of it as something like that, let's take a look at OC Planning. Because I know OOC.
6. No outline and purely random updates.
7. The protagonist has a low IQ and low EQ. Fortunately, his appearance and combat power make up for this.
8. To be added
Concept: Memory is the last tombstone of existence