Zhenjun and I Go in Both Directions

The full text is being deposited Also known as those years of working for the gods [Family 1 is as beautiful as a flower and has a love brain x Family 0 is beautiful and considerate] Amnesia/Chasing Wife Crematorium/ Zuohua randomly drops small theater Fang Wen inexplicably lived for nearly two hundred years, and one of his memories was missing, but it did not affect his life. His daily routine is to help students from nearby schools drive away imps, provide charms to Nezha, go to the flower and bird market to listen to the stories of the gods, and respond to calls from the Supernatural Protection Bureau anytime and anywhere to complete various tasks to make things difficult for people. Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite, and his family has three. The first one is suspected to be the ancestor of the book god who watched him grow up when he was a child and now eats eight meals a day as a child. The second book is a book that is always exquisite and always beautiful. The third book is about tracking down and locating your bookish boyfriend who is proficient in coquettishness and flirting. Yes, all three are the same. After being teased inexplicably again, Fang Wen looked at the weak person lying on his lap, and finally couldn't help but ask: "Where did you learn this from?" Fan Yi, the person involved, blinked his eyes, no longer as cold and aloof as when they first met, and pouted somewhat artificially: "I learned from you." Fang asked: "…………" Huh? Me? Me who is 1.86 Meters tall with abs? Was this the way I used to be? This self-doubt persisted until memory was restored. Fang Wen covered his face and felt relieved. It turns out he really is like this. Hahaha. People simply cannot empathize with their original selves. But before he dies of shame, he has to break up with the dog man first. Because he found that the dog man not only didn't like him before, but also seemed to be hanging on to him now, and talked about breaking up with him all day long. Fan Yi: "Let's break up. You didn't hold my hand when you ordered takeout today." Fang asked: "Okay." Fan Yi: "But if you let me kiss you now..." "..." Tears fell down instantly. ————Slightly serious copywriting Fang Wen was the 11th to 13th generation shopkeeper of the study. The reason why he served for three consecutive generations was to respond to the call of being unable to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Efforts are currently underway to find a successor. At the same time, as a non-staff member of the Protection Bureau, he has to complete all instructions issued by his superiors. Including but not limited to: Any time, any place, super business trip, no delays. Protect all kinds of rare and strange animals, protect ordinary people, protect ancient books, fall in love with gods... Fang Wen: ... You treat me like a superman. Even the money he received was half that of the staff, and he was not even paid social security. The successor I finally found seems not very smart. Every bookstore heir has to write a book. Fang Wen wrote three books, namely: "On Edible Species and Their Methods in the Sacred Mountains" has been completed. "A Collection of Ancient and Modern Bianjing Recipes" has been completed. And "One Hundred Species of Sea Monsters" is currently being serialized. Fang asked the successor what he wanted to write. The successor straightened his face: "Those things the thirteenth owner of the study had to say." Fang asked: "..." First of all, the characters are oversized. Secondly, disobedience suffers death. The immortal who was picked up from the Protection Bureau was very familiar with the matter and spent his money without any mercy. She also often had ambiguities with him. Crying and fussing, she still had to position herself on him. Fang asked: "..." If it weren't for your face, I would really call the police. Until one day, Fang Wen finally remembered that this person had learned all these ambiguous methods from him. Fang asked: "..." No wonder I chose to seal my memory. Why are you so coquettish? People simply cannot empathize with their original selves. So when the man pushed me awake in the middle of the night and asked shyly if he could kiss me, Fang Wen said in a good temper: "Okay, next time we kiss secretly, don't ask me." It's best not to wake me up. The man understood and said meaningfully: "Oh, so you like this." Fang asked: "..." A word of caution before reading: I have set up a mountain of private works, and my writing skills are insufficient. Please bear with me. If there is a list, follow the list. If there is no list, the number of words will be ignored. Try your best and don't waste your writing! Absolute double arrow, no past or present life Highlights in the article include but are not limited to: 1. Deputy cp 2. The author is a bit focused The comment section has been opened, everyone is welcome to discuss it Purpose: World peace