Please don't read the seven chapters locked in front of me. I wrote them to waste. The entire article is free, so don't spend any money.
[The life of an aloof academic master: About the fact that every time I deduct points, it feels like I'm flirting]
Xu Qingqiu, the mudslide in Omega, is nicknamed "□□" - a discipline in his left hand and an inhibitor in his right hand. He can catch violators more harshly than thieves, and he can train Alpha like a dog. Until he met Ji Wutong: a psychotic Alpha who used school rules as scratch paper and his vulnerable period as a dance party.
When we met for the first time, the bus suddenly stopped, and this guy hid faster than a Hong Kong reporter, causing him to fall out and gnaw on the mud like a textbook dog.
During the second confrontation, Ji Wutong held a lollipop in his mouth and leaned in close to whisper when he was taking names: "Classmate, are you wearing a barrier patch or a soul-calling flag on the back of your neck? You are almost giving me sparks during my susceptible period!"
From then on, Xu Qingqiu's discipline inspection career became a large-scale true fragrance scene:
Punish him for being late, and this guy is singing "Confession Balloon" in the corridor;
Caught him climbing over a wall, but was put on his shoulders to perform a trapeze;
The most shocking thing is that at the school anniversary party, Ji Wutong tampered with Li Yu's poem in public: "Lonely Wutong doesn't want to lock Qingqiu, but wants to cry for Qingqiu."
When the whole school was high on CP, Xu Qingqiu finally realized——
Where is this Alpha? He is clearly a peacock who only opens his tail to court a mate!
When we met again seven years later, Ji Wutong, a new upstart on Wall Street, slapped his resignation letter on his desk: "Director Xu, can you approve my permanent mark application now?"
Xu Qingqiu smiled and took out a stack of disciplinary slips: "Explain first, why did your company's surveillance camera capture someone running naked around our company three times a day?"
[ABO version of cat and mouse game]
Be the walking hormone (Ji Wutong·Pheromone: Shameless Caramel)
The world's refrigerant on the pole (Xu Qingqiu·Pheromone: Don't be tempted by Laozi's Green Sandalwood)
Help! This pheromone matching degree is from Jinjiang VIP, right? !
Reading instructions:
1. This article is also known as "About the Stupid Thing That Our Rivals Want to Be My Old Attacker" and "Is There Something Wrong About Pure Love in the ABO World"
2. Ji Wutong's skills in chasing his wife: Use thick skin to make up for IQ
3. Xu Qingqiu's anti-murder philosophy: Use a disciplinary book to record the number of marriage proposals
4. HE? Haha, they both look like they are flirting!
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(The literature about chasing your wife in the crematorium that makes you laugh so much that you are recommended to take it with insulin?)
Concept: The rusty chain is filled with sycamore trees.