Playing an Old-School Character? Me?

After I complained about a melodramatic old-school novel, I transmigrated. Not only that, I also got bound to an Old-School Character Roleplay System. From then on, I was forced to live an embarrassing life playing old-school character archetypes. On my first day transferring to Rikkai, I stormed into the tennis club with a racket in hand. Heaven knows I couldn’t even play tennis. On my second day, the tennis club regulars’ fan club summoned me for a group meeting. I was forced to attend a three-hour session. The topic: Don’t use your “superb” tennis skills to get close to the princes. On my Nth day after transferring, my deskmate, who had been receiving treatment in the hospital, recovered and was discharged. Me: Acting, acting, endlessly acting until I’m exhausted! The princes: Why is her whole vibe different from everyone else’s every time we see her? Act confident. Act powerful. Burdened with an absurdly overpowered old-school character persona, I could not only “play tennis” and “speak seven languages,” but was also the number one assassin, undefeated. What I won’t tell you is that I’m also the princess of the West, the biological younger sister of a certain aristocratic dog prince who got lost in the modern world. Of course, that’s far from the extent of my identity. I’m also a member of the Special Division for Unusual Powers, disguised as a man and infiltrating the Port Mafia. There’s too much to even comment on. What kind of normal person has a main job as a high school girl, then a side job disguising herself as a man to enter the police academy, transferring to the Special Division for Unusual Powers, and then getting sent undercover to the Port Mafia as a double agent? Me: ...I’ve stacked every buff there is. At a Port Mafia group meeting The gravity manipulator: Why is he sleeping through every meeting? Me: Catching up on sleep. Do not disturb. Who understands the pain of working N jobs in one day? Have you ever risked your life to play a role convincingly? I have. Note: The main story is told in third person. The timeline and worldbuilding are a chaotic mash-up, and many things won’t match the original works. Hope you enjoy the story, have a happy day, and laugh along with me! Everyone, take a look at this upcoming story Fantasy Tennis Forest Friends To relieve work stress, Hanyu Miao downloaded an RPG management simulator called 《Fantasy Tennis Forest Friends》. 【Loading game...】 【Successfully loaded.】 A new student transferred to Rikkai: a 16-year-old girl. The transfer student is quiet and hard to read, appears and disappears without a trace, and often vanishes. She’s always late or leaving early, and fails every exam. She’s often seen holding all kinds of dangerous weapons, including bows and arrows, axes, sickles, and hoes, and behaves strangely. Strange behavior includes, but is not limited to: Giving Sanada an empty drink bottle and forcibly snatching his hat; Doing difficult moves like spins and rolls while walking; Chopping wood, fishing, and mowing grass wherever she pleases, clearing land to grow crops; Threatening the tennis club captains at various schools with a bow and arrow, then forcing them to make her manager of their clubs; Giving members of various tennis clubs garbage she fished out of trash cans, then forcing them to come home with her and asking them to become residents of her island. The list of victims keeps growing... #Did you hear me? Join my island# #I’m the player! I’m the player!# #Forget tennis, come plant vegetables with me# *Chaotic-evil player who loves causing trouble *Goofy fourth-calamity style *The storylines merge later on, and in-game time syncs with real time *There’ll be a chaotic love-triangle showdown later, but with separate endings Aspiration: Cherish life, stay positive, and do your best to make every day count.