Strange brain circuit, hot face, sand sculpture attack (Qi Jing) ⅩTough mouth, arrogant, cold face, cool brother Shou (Xie Huizhou)
Bamboo Horse Reunion *New Year's Eve* Sand Sculpture Campus
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In the new semester of high school, Xie Huizhou's childhood friend Erdan transferred to his class and became his deskmate.
Soon, Xie Huizhou discovered that Er Dan's family seemed to be very poor.
In this era where robots can dance, Erdan's cell phone is still an antique with a home button from ten years ago.
To add WeChat, it takes a long time to scan the QR code.
To add a contact, you need to make a phone call first.
Even poor enough to make money by giving lectures to others online.
But this person is very unserious. He talks and acts carelessly, and only thinks about daydreaming things every day: "I think my face is pretty good. When the time comes that I don't want to work hard anymore, I will find a rich woman..."
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Xie Huizhou had a dream.
I dreamed that my poor classmate, Erdan, was wearing a diamond-encrusted school uniform and really fell under the pomegranate skirt of a rich sister wearing a big gold chain and a small watch...
Xie Huizhou woke up from his dream and frantically comforted himself.
Fortunately, it was just a dream... What a piece of shit! ! !
That day, he saw with his own eyes Erdan and the rich woman's sister going shopping and eating together. Erdan even diligently helped the rich woman pull a stool! !
And the mobile phone in Erdan's hand is no longer the old antique with one SIM card after another, but has transformed into a new model released last year.
Xie Huizhou was suffocated for a moment, stunned in the corner as thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past.
Silly bastard! Have you learned from the dog's belly that wealth and wealth should not be promiscuous? ? ! !
In order to prevent his childhood playmate from going astray, Xie Huizhou made a major decision.
Isn't it just a lack of money?
Targeted poverty alleviation!
I'm coming! !
Question: How to gracefully sponsor Erdan?
The answer is as follows:
Xie Huizhou tailor-made a small account for Qi Jing based on the clients he prefers to take on.
A "cousin" who is a junior high school student with a smart mind, a lot of money but little trouble, and easy teaching.
That night Qi Jing received a friend request on WeChat.
"Brother~ It's so difficult to learn junior high school mathematics late at night. Can you teach me the Pythagorean Theorem? T-T"
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Later, Xie Huizhou got very drunk on his birthday.
He grabbed Qi Jing's sleeves with red eyes, and his vague words had a sour tone: "Qi Jing, please stop liking that rich woman, okay..."
Qi Jing held the person firmly in her arms. He looked at the trumpet that he forgot to cut out on Xie Huizhou's phone, and the love in his eyes was clearly visible:
"Xie Huizhou, there is no one else, I only like you."
Ps: Shuangjie! Double arrows only have each other!
Gong is not really being taken care of! Erdan is a nickname and doesn't appear often! !
Lightning protection:
In Chapter 9, there is a scene where Gong performs a sketch in which he cross-dresses as a woman, but he does not have any fetish for cross-dressing.
Mutual secret love and jealousy plot
Nonsensical and funny campus literature
The world is empty and there are many private facilities on campus
Intention: Riches and honors cannot be immoral, poverty and lowliness cannot be changed