Lin Qingchi is a socially fearful "mute" beast. A car accident caused him to cross into Long Aotian in a novel about cultivating immortals, and he was bound to a mouth-cannon system.
"Don't worry, I'm a smart person!"
The mouth-cannon system almost cried when it heard the smart man. God knows how many hosts it has encountered before, but they were completely destroyed by the villain shark. If its performance does not meet the standard, it will have to be reincarnated as a human. It does not want to become a cow or a horse!
As a result... He collapsed as soon as he opened his mouth, and became a god as soon as he moved his hands!
"System, tell me! Who is the biggest villain? I want to kill him as soon as possible!"
Looking at the shark-mad host, he spat at the system: "... Host, please calm down, that is your target! You are not the one who can shark!"
The next second, a beauty with silver hair reaching her waist and whose gender was ambiguous appeared in front of her.
"System, I need a correctional plan! Now, immediately, immediately!"
The curious mouth system checked the smart host's brain circuit: He is so beautiful → He must be a good person → I want to influence him!
When I think of my brilliant plan, I start to feel smug, hum, let's see who can call me a fool later!
Mouth cannon system: "..."
Later, when I failed to get up every day, I finally realized: "Reformatory education"... Is too time-consuming! !
Although the host was "digested" by the villain, the performance has finally reached the standard, and he no longer has to be a bully! She cried on the spot: "Host, you are indeed a smart man!"
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Recently, Bai Guanxue found that her partner seemed a little different.
In the past, he always liked to chatter before a fight, but now he just fights when he doesn't agree. This is good, and he is very satisfied.
Until this partner invaded his personal space, blinking his watery eyes every day and trying to influence himself, he smiled slightly: "Do good deeds? Okay. Let's start with you tonight."
Bullshit system: "This is not trying to reform villains, this is takeout delivered automatically to your door and you bring your own dishes and chopsticks!"
PS:
1. Double cleansing
This version of the copy was written on April 6, 2025, with backup screenshots.
Intention: There is no perfect way for man
