
A Guide to Becoming a Beautiful Woman [Quickly Travel]
作精美人翻车指南[快穿]
by Pingxi (平溪)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 216k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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The author's original pen name was Camellia Guest, and I don't want to change the cover. If you want to eat, you can go directly to World 2 haha (feeling guilty) Copywriting: The master Li Qian was so capable that he accidentally killed himself. After his death, he was bound to a quick travel strategy system. He needed to defeat the decisive, cold and ascetic villain in the world. It turned out that it was her ex-husband who had been abandoned by her. Li Qian: "..." That's difficult to do. World One (Completed): [The possessive MAX male mother assaults VS the beauty parachuting into a vase for insemination] Li Qian became a cannon fodder who got into the army by virtue of his beauty. He could not carry his shoulders or lift his hands. He had a delicate stomach and needed careful care, and he was unwilling to sleep in the same dormitory with other rough men. Other rough guys: Damn. In less than half a day, this connected person will definitely be driven away by the unkind colonel! However, Colonel Yao Fangyu, who was rumored to be selfless and jealous of evil, actually took care of Li Qian's daily life. He not only washed his hands and made soup himself, but also picked up embroidery needles to sew Li Qian's clothes. Li Qian tried his best to die and waited to be kicked out of the army, until Yao Fangyu wrapped him into a rice dumpling and carried him home. Yao Fangyu: "Sleep together." Li Qian:? The next day, a group of rough guys saw Adjutant Li's lips were red. Yao Fangyu: "It was bitten by mosquitoes." Li Qian: "It was bitten by a dog." Other rough guys:? World 2 (completed): [Make yourself so that you are fried by an octopus, Sailor Shou VS Want to make love to your wife every day, Octopus Attack] Li Qian became a sailor who picked up an octopus. He was lazy and greedy and asked the little octopus to do things for him. Not only that, since he picked up the pink octopus, Li Qian likes to let this little octopus wrap its tentacles around his legs and waist in summer, preferably against his skin, which is smooth, cool, and comfortable. As a result, the little octopus seems to be getting bigger and bigger, and becoming more and more clingy. It especially likes to get into Li Qian's clothes and pants, and sometimes... Even touches his... That! Li Qian thought that the little octopus didn't understand human etiquette and told him over and over again that this was wrong. However, the little octopus still clumsily climbed up to him... That! The tentacles of the little octopus that Li Qian plays with every day are actually his reproductive organs. In fact, this little octopus that was teased thought about how to stir up this human being every day. After it was touched, it kissed and touched the human as a gift. As a result, the human was stupid and couldn't understand its courtship behavior... Li Qian: Little octopus, you are so cute... Fish: Gulu Gulu... (I like it so much, I want to fry it...) In the end, Li Qian couldn't bear it anymore and began to alienate the little octopus. He waited for death and escaped, but was thrown into the sea by the blackened octopus. The eight tentacles of the octopus wrapped around Li Qian's wrists and ankles, dragging Li Qian into a warm and undisturbed lair. It bullied Li Qian over and over again: "You have bullied me for so long, it's my turn." Li Qian:? ? World Three: [Working hard to the point of being fucked by the flower of the high mountain. The top student vs. The super invincible giant outfit is actually secretly cool. School grass attack] Li Qian is usually polite and EQ, has good interpersonal relationships, and has excellent grades. The teacher patted his shoulder and handed the aloof classmate Yao Fangyu to him, and said sincerely, "Xiaoyu is good at everything, but he doesn't like to talk. Please help him more." Li Qian knew that this road would be long and arduous: "I'll take care of it." From then on, the road of teasing the flowers of the high mountains began. In addition to teaching the stupid school boy how to do questions after class, Li Qian also taught the stupid school boy some crooked ways. For example, teach the idiot school boy to watch short movies, popularize male knowledge, and identify his own sexual orientation... Just when Li Qian was feeling proud, the idiot school boss locked him in the room on the pretext of inviting Li Qian to study at home. The idiot school boy who was thirsty for knowledge turned on his computer and played the short movie that Li Qian had shown him. "Teacher, I can't learn it, please teach me." "Teacher, they haven't finished yet, and I can't stop either." * Li Qian worked hard to complete the task in the small world, and he was so desperate that he was ready to return to the real world and retire. As soon as he returned to reality, he stared at a familiar figure. The man looked at him with sinister eyes: "Long time no see, honey, I finally found you." "Let me think about how to punish you?" Li Qian was carried back and pushed down on the desk. His eyes were red and he quickly admitted his mistake, "I was wrong." "It's too late." Yao Fangyu kissed Li Qian's lips in revenge. The beauty is in heaven and earth, VS the cold and abstinent boss who only loves his wife. #After overturning my car, I was attacked by a paranoid critic. How do I break it? ! # ————The pre-collection trolley is here———— "Huh?" Do you want me to raise a male fox too?" Changsheng is the capable young eunuch beside the third prince, who is both obedient and responsible. One day the third prince got him a fox. At first glance, it was all white and charming. It was said that the fox was a tribute from the Western Regions. When it was raised, it would transform into a fairy that would conquer the entire country. The third prince asked Changsheng to raise it for him, and when it turned into a fairy, he would send it to him. The little eunuch hugged the spirit fox and looked around, feeling that it was a bit difficult to handle. This is a male, fox, raccoon, ah... The little eunuch thought about it: Can a male fox also become a fairy? He quickly told the third prince the news. When the third prince heard this, he waved his hand: "I don't have the habit of cutting off my sleeves, so I will reward you with this spirit fox!" Changsheng:? OK. Changsheng usually receives silver rewards in the palace, which is something he can only dream of. If you accept it, accept it. Although it is not ready-made money, it is a rare item at least, and it can be worth a lot of money if you sell it secretly. The spirit fox is very dignified. It eats all the wine and jade dew, as well as some fruits from the Western Regions. At night, it has to be hugged by the immortal before it sleeps, otherwise it will bark randomly. Changsheng refused to sleep with it at first, and it barked all night, until Changsheng knelt on the ground and kowtowed to it, worshiped it, and apologized to it: Living Bodhisattva, stop barking, sleep together, sleep together... In order to raise such a prodigal fox, Changsheng not only spent all the money he had secretly saved over the years, but also shamelessly begged the third prince again and again. Finally, the spirit fox transformed. When the spirit fox transformed, flowers were flying in the twelfth lunar month, and the sky was auspicious. Under the moonlight, the green hair was like a waterfall, and the eyebrows were like distant mountains with daisy, flying into the temples. The pair of fox eyes were slightly raised, and there seemed to be spring snow falling in the air. Ah... Beauty The little eunuch was stunned. The fox's body was all white, and Changsheng quickly put a coat on him. "Little eunuch, I'm here to repay the favor." Linghu said seductively, "Do you want money, rights, freedom, or to be my master?" Seeing the little eunuch stunned, Linghu spread his long legs, pressed Changsheng under him, and stimulated his desire: "Master, if you can't choose, I will help you choose..." The night was very long, and the little eunuch was very impressed. The spirit fox had been buried in his body to keep him warm. It was really hard work. The Forgotten Third Prince: Why can't my little eunuch always wake up recently? Idiot Eunuch Changsheng vs. Charming Beauty Attack Purpose: You should respect yourself and love yourself at all times
