[Desperate straight man attacks X fishing system to feel cool and cool]
Xiao Wen worked as a live-in nanny for Song Hemian. At first, he was very grateful. After all, he had a place to stay, food, accommodation and wages were included.
Later, he felt that he was not qualified for this job...
Because he didn't expect that Song Hemian would wear... Hollow lace pajamas at home! Moreover, it is also in neutral! !
Xiao Wen: His good brother doesn't seem to be straight... What should I do?
He was thinking about resigning, but he really couldn't bear to part with this job (a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan, including food and accommodation, weekend breaks, and an e-sports room that he was very happy with!).
Song Hemian's cold eyes glanced at him, then quickly turned away coldly. He raised his hand to cover the slightly raised corners of his mouth with a cup.
Xiao Wen felt a war between heaven and man in his heart, but when he turned his eyes and saw Song Hemian's round and pure white body... He shook his head suddenly and rejected the idea of resigning.
If he leaves, will someone else look at Song Hemian's... This... Like this? ?
No! Absolutely not!
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Song Hemian had been secretly in love with someone for many years and was finally able to be abducted back to his home, but he was a dead straight man.
In order to retain people, he does not hesitate to offer high wages, and even the e-sports room that straight men love is prepared for him.
But one month and two months have passed, and the two of them have not spoken more than ten sentences...
Song Hemian felt that this would not work, so he collected some... Well, ways to attract people.
But...
A dead straight man is a dead straight man!
He stretched out his legs under the table, and as soon as he touched the hem of someone's trousers, Xiao Wen said, "Why do you always have cramps? Are you suffering from calcium deficiency? The brand I ate before..."
As he walked, he bumped into each other nonchalantly. Xiao Wen said, "Why do you always squeeze me when you walk? This new road has just been built and is so wide!"
After taking a shower, he deliberately didn't wipe his hair and walked back and forth in front of Xiao Wen. The straight man said -
"Um? The roof is leaking? Why is the ground wet?"
There was no hope.
Straight men are really intolerant of oil and salt.
Song Hemian thought hard, and finally there was only one solution left.
He bought lace pajamas in various colors and styles. I don't believe Xiao Wen would be indifferent!
He deliberately walked past Xiao Wen wearing the clothes he carefully selected on a starry night.
Once.
Twice.
Three times.
Gradually, Xiao Wen began to look at him with something wrong.
Song Hemian pretended to be indifferent, holding back the raised corners of his mouth. When he turned around, his eyes that glanced over met the towering hills.
The tips of his ears felt hot and he thought to himself: Straight man Jiang Jiang is quite big.
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