Luo Yifan is a heartless mother's girl.
She is also the only [Guardian of Relics] in the world who has made countless celebrity families talk about it.
At the funeral of the famous painter Gao Yang, she held a stack of collector's edition AV discs and played them on a loop.
Luo Yifan blinked his big, clear and stupid eyes: "Family members, can you just let me finish watching it? This is Mr. Gao's favorite movie when he was alive. If he doesn't finish watching it, he will be in trouble!"
"He has promised that these films will accompany him on his final journey."
Family members: No, no, no, no, no. The only thing that accompanies the old man in this life is art, and Chinese painting is his world.
When he was buried, Luo Yifan took out a suitcase of cigars and Maotai wine, lit the cigars in a row like incense, and arranged the Maotai wine in a heart shape.
"The old man has clearly said that the funeral should not be carried out in the Western style. It should be played and beaten, wrapped in hemp and mourning. According to the rules of our ancestors, cigars, Maotai, and suona are all arranged, and sent to the underworld in a bustling manner."
The guests who came to express their condolences tried their best to maintain their composure on the face, but in their hearts they were furious: Damn it, it turns out that the great artist was smoking and drinking in private! ! !
Luo Yifan wailed in his heart: It's over, it's over, I forgot to bring the suona, and half of the commission fee will be deducted.
The faces of the family members were like icebergs: BBQ is over, and now the old man's paintings can no longer be sold (Oh my god, my family property was just wiped out by her in a few words)
After this battle, Luo Yifan became famous in the wealthy circle, and everyone knew about it.
Luo Yifan lost her job when she was proud of her reputation but frustrated at work. All the prominent figures in S City flocked to her competitor [Relic Cleaner].
"Masters, after I die, I must delete all the short videos, love letters, hidden ledgers, and house opening records that I downloaded on my computer (10,000 words are omitted here). No, no, no, burn them all, leaving no one behind."
"Master, master, you must help me protect my reputation after my death. Don't let it fall into Luo Yifan's hands!"
Although he has no job and is stuck at home every day, Luo Yifan still earns 7,000 yuan a month, and has paid all the five insurances and one housing fund.
"Yifan, you can't resign. You can choose any conditions you want. You must be the guardian of the relics." The boss almost knelt down to beg her.
Since Luo Yifan joined the company, the boss's own business has been booming, with orders every day and a monthly income of one million.
That's right, her boss is also her competitor - [Relic Cleaner]
Luo Yifan's heart was full of dirty words, and the business war was indeed despicable.
Luo Yifan took a sip of the snail and lion noodle soup, took a bite of the pig's trotters, and secretly swore: I will continue to work in this position, and I will not resign until I receive a list of relics from my boss, colleagues, and sworn enemies.
Motto: No need to hide your desires