Perhaps, have you heard that cutting your hair in the first month will kill your uncle?
[Calm and self-possessed detective captain x poisonous editor with millions of fans]
"So," he slowly raised his head, his voice carrying the unique pressure of a criminal policeman interrogating a prisoner, "I was killed by a girl I had never met before having my hair cut?"
Judge Cui coughed twice in embarrassment, and the wolfberry in the thermos cup floated up and down with his movements: "Theoretically... Yes. But we are promoting the reform of folk death recognition, and it will be implemented next year..."
Wen Luxiao suddenly smiled, with the corners of his mouth raised but his eyes cold: "Do you have a complaint window? I want to report it with my real name."
Concept: Love is inherently absurd.
