The First Porcelain King in the World of Cultivation

The first rule of survival in the world of cultivation: Strength is king. Unless - like Xue Ci, you have mastered the ultimate secret: Peng, Ci, Shu. Moreover, she encountered the most difficult flower to pick in the world of cultivation. Xie Wuchen, the sword master who had practiced the ruthless way for hundreds of years, suddenly became a love brain, and then she won all the way by acting coquettishly. Rules of practice for the ruthless Tao: Article 1: Do not condone (Xie Wuchen: Impossible.) Article 2: Not tempted (Xie Wuchen: Already broken the precept.) Article 3: Not practicing dual cultivation (Xie Wuchen: ... Currently studying.) [Xie Wuchen·Record of Character Collapse] During the morning exercise, I found Xue Ci sleeping lazily, so I wanted to scold him—— As a result, she used sword energy to weave a cloud quilt for her. The sect's grand competition demanded silence, and Xue Ci secretly ate snacks—— He waved his sleeves and used the sound of his sword to cover her. I found out that Xue Ci wrote his name in the "Ranking of Most Wanted Taoist Couples"—— So they kicked everyone from second place to 100th place off the list overnight. Xue Ci: "Lord Jianzun, they say I am a related household!" Xie Wuchen: "Yeah." Xue Ci: "Don't you explain?" Xie Wuchen: "Isn't it?" Xue Ci: "?!" [Tianyan Sect Restricted Book Area Sword Master Borrowing Record] "How to Acknowledge Your Mistakes Gracefully" → "Taoist Couple's Guide to Coquettishness" → "Complete Collection of Dual Cultivation Techniques" (Administrator's note: The Sword Master and the Ruthless Way are on the bookshelf next door.) [Coquettish scene·Xue Ci] "Sir Sword Master~" Xue Ci pulled Xie Wuchen's sleeve and shook it, "My hands are sore when copying the sect's rules..." Xie Wuchen's expression remained unchanged: "Yes." "The words are all crooked..." "Yeah." "Can you..." "No," Xie Wuchen took away the sect's rules and said solemnly while writing, "but it is understandable that Taoist monks will write for themselves." Postscript Xianmen Daily · Front Page Headlines Surprise! The Demon King had been in seclusion for three hundred years, and when he came out of seclusion, he was slashed back to his lair with a sword! Tianyan Sect Disciple Forum: "Did the sword master protect his shortcomings today?" - Yes, he also killed a hundred thousand demonic troops. Demon Realm Internal Announcement "From now on, any demonic cultivator is prohibited from approaching Tianyan Sect. Anyone who violates this rule will be expelled from the demonic membership!" Xue Ci (confused): "I seem to have... Got into trouble again?" Xie Wuchen (cleaning his sword calmly): "No, I happen to be a good hand, so I need to find someone to practice my hand with." One Hundred Thousand Demonic Army: "When you fight, you fight. What does it mean to ogle each other?!" Xianmen Daily·Special Issue "Shocked! The reason why the sword master and his wife broke out with demonic energy last night was because——" The editor risked his life to reveal the secret: the two bosses were feeding each other, and they got out of control... Hot posts on the Tianyan Sect disciple forum: "Help! What should I do if I see my master being kissed at the sword tomb by his wife?" Gao Zan replied: "It is recommended to pretend to be blind, unless you want to be punished for copying "How to Be a Light Bulb Elegantly". Xue Ci: "Xie Wuchen, didn't you want to cultivate the ruthless way back then?" Xie Wuchen: "I am now changing my practice to... The way of capturing demons." (Small theater) Xue Ci: "Where is the injury?" Xie Wuchen silently opened his clothes. Xue Ci: "This is obviously almost healed!" Xie Wuchen grabbed her hand that was reaching for the wound and pressed it on his heart: "It hurts here." Reading guide: 1. The male and female protagonists are unique in body and mind, but the aloof sword master is actually a maniac who protects his wife, a patient with late-stage love brain, and full of seductive skills. 2. In the early stage, the ignorant white rabbit × the cold master, in the later stage, the double A flirted with each other, and the two succubi battled online 3. In the past life and this life, Lord Sword Master will not let go even if he dies this time. "Heaven wants me to be ruthless, but I still want to be entangled with you for the rest of my life." The column is collected in advance, so you can gain weight in advance~ (If you don't like it, you can ignore it) "On the Self-cultivation of Vixens" "About the Thousand-year-old Fox Demon Looking for a Shield of Yang Qi and Turning to the Business Boss" Lin Shu, as a nine-tailed fox demon who has been cultivating for thousands of years, was struck by a catastrophe when she ascended, and was knocked into the 21st century - almost dead, directly smashed into the villa swimming pool of the commercial king of hell, Shang Jin. But at the moment, she only has 10% of her spiritual power left, and her tail is always exposed at critical moments. What's even more terrible is that because of her and Shang Jin's faces that brought disaster to the country and the people, the entry for the beautiful murder case of ##coser# was on the hot search list for three days, which led to her being interviewed by the Demon Management Bureau overnight: "If you expose yourself again, you can go to the zoo as a check-in attraction!" So in order to survive in modern times, Lin Shu decided to—— The first step: Find a man with enough yang energy to replenish your spiritual power. She set her sights on Shang Jin. It is rumored that he is worth hundreds of billions, and a look at the negotiating table can make his opponents weak. The most important thing is that the yang energy in his body is so strong that she wants to pounce on him and take a bite. When she tried to use charm to sneak into his business reception: Lin Shu's eyes were slightly raised, her red lips were slightly parted, and her voice was so sweet that it could ooze honey: "Mr. Shang~ I really just want to discuss cooperation with you~" Shang Jin lowered his cold eyes, pinched her chin with his slender fingers, and said in a low voice: "Cooperation? You said 'good at night' on your resume, does that mean you sneaked into my house in the middle of the night and ate from the refrigerator?" When she accidentally exposed her tail: When the fluffy snow-white tail came out with a "whoosh", Lin Shu held it down and laughed dryly: "This is... The latest foxtail scarf of the season!" Shang Jin picked up the back of her neck with one hand, pinched the tip of her tail with the other hand, and raised his eyebrows: "Well, a scarf that can move on its own? It seems like it's time for the Shang Group to enter the luxury goods industry." Since the target was too difficult to capture, the vixen's self-cultivation made her decisively decide to change her shield and focus on the new little star. When Lin Shu rubbed her hungry belly, she looked eagerly at the top actor: "Brother, you smell so good..." Top's cheeks turned red: "Ah, this... Is the aroma of perfume, right?" Before he finished speaking, a sneer suddenly came from behind him: "Oh, it's the scent of reporting." Shang Jin slapped a copy of the "Special Personnel Supervision Agreement" in front of her and said in a businesslike tone: "Shang recently received a report that unidentified persons frequently contacted the group's senior management. You need to be supervised." Lin Shu (shocked): "Who reported it?!" Shang Jin slowly opened the document, tapped his fingertips on the "Informant" column, and said word by word: "I, real, name, report, report." That night, Shang Group issued a statement: [After investigation, a certain actress named Lin was suspected of commercial espionage and is now under the personal supervision of CEO Shang Jin. Netizen: ## Finally, Lin Shu realized: "On the Self-cultivation of Vixens" Modern Revised Edition—— 1. Don't mess with the CEO, especially one who can lift you up with one hand. 2. If you must cause trouble, it is recommended to get married directly. Reading guide: 1. This article is mainly funny, with occasional sprinkles (but often occasionally) 2. Cold-faced business tyrant x charming vixen 3. It's a 1v1 double show throughout the whole process. The male protagonist is sultry in the early stage, but doesn't even act in the later stage. He's so sexy. Of course, our female protagonist is also willing to give in. Who can seduce is better than the other? PS: At the end of each chapter, there will be "Today's Fox Language Lesson" (teaching you the vixen's love talk skills) Mine clearance tips: 1. The heroine will be a little cunning in the early stage (she is also a thousand-year-old vixen after all) 2. The male protagonist is hard-spoken and soft-hearted. He may seem cold-faced, but he is actually doting without a bottom line. After all, who wouldn't like us little foxes? 3. The heroine sometimes relies on her beauty to commit crimes. After all, she is so beautiful, it doesn't matter if she is pampered. Intention: Live well and make progress every day