On the first day when I traveled through time to become the favored junior brother of the Jiange Tuan, I saw the peerless style of my senior brother's sword, Shuanghan Fourteen States——
When the sword energy cut off the Demon Lord's head, his snow-white clothes were not stained by dust, and the smile on his lips was colder than the ten thousand-year-old snow lotus in the back mountain.
The whole world of cultivation praised him as "the most brilliant person in the world", until I saw him squatting by the medicine field and secretly eating sweet-scented osmanthus cake, with the pages of "The Overbearing Immortal Lord Falling in Love with Me" still stuck to his sleeves.
Later I found out:
The mountain guarding formation raised an alarm in the middle of the night, and it was him who stole the spirit fruit and triggered the mechanism;
He had rehearsed thirty-eight times in advance the scene in the Immortal Gate Photography Stone where the gods descended to earth;
Even what he said that day when he blocked the catastrophe for me, "Jiange disciples live and die together."
When I turned around, I found him grilling sweet potatoes in the scorched earth.
The tyrannical Loli weapon refiner, the natural plague doctor, the face-blind array master...
When the entire division was enjoying peace and quiet under the acting skills of Senior Brother, I was the only one who saw it——
The demonic energy oozing from the Taotie pattern sword spike on his waist,
The scarlet veins growing in the rotting roots of Scrophulariaceae seedlings,
And on the window lattice on the moonlit night, the strange purple color in the corners of his eyes was reflected.
"Junior brother." He handed over the candied plums with a smile, while the treasure-protecting pavilion was burning brightly behind him.
"Do you think Master this time believes that you reported me for hiding the script, or does he believe that I was in seclusion to suppress demons again last night?"
Reading Guide
★ All comedians have blades buried under their skin, practicing daily life as a cultivator × acting maniac × shocking scam
★ The senior brother who is a master of white-cut and black drama
★ What you thought was a peaceful time was just a certain movie star doing heavy acting (and roasting sweet potatoes by the way)
★ Foreshadowing tip: When he starts feeding you cherries with his real body, don't ask why there are magic patterns in the core.
"Senior brother, is it this candied haws that you dropped, or is it the body of the demon king that you have sealed for hundreds of years?"
Purpose: Pay tribute to every senior brother and sister