Counterattack

Updated tonight with 160,000 words, yes, 160,000 words! Please bookmark the next article "Eating Guide for Men's College Dormitory", the copy is at the back~~~ Ji Wanxing unexpectedly became Zhou Li's assistant because of a recruitment. Seeing her own celebrities doing nothing all day long, she volunteered and roped in the big stars to shoot short videos. As soon as the video was released, it was distracted by abstract comments from fans. Fan 1: My mother, my grandma, my gown, my coat, my brain, I will turn it into a jujube, my official, please don't run away... Fan 2: Zhou Li, just carry these two bottles. I will convince my parents for the rest. Fan 3: There is a dirty saying that I don't know whether to say or not... "Fans left a message: Just come to the door with Sprite and orange juice, and she can convince her parents on her own." Zhou Li: "What are you doing here?" "Meet the parents" Zhou Li: "It seems a little impolite to bring only orange juice and Sprite to meet my parents." ... Zhou Li, who originally emphasized the need to keep a safe distance at all times for fear of being eaten by his assistant, fell into the trap unknowingly. Knowing that Ji Wanxing was only interested in money, Zhou Li, who was secretly in love, could only lure her with a huge sum of money: "Pretend to be my wife, and once the deal is done, it will cost you 500,000 yuan a month." "Reason?" "There are too many female fans, causing trouble." "Deal!" One day, Ji Wanxing laughed like a pig while counting the numbers in the card. The shameless male star on the side opened his pajamas and said: "Honey, it hurts here, please blow it~" The next day's hot searches dominated all major platforms... Surprise! An A-list actor who is rumored to be gay actually has a girlfriend! ! ! A certain actor's girlfriend turned out to be an assistant! ! ! The situation reverses and reverses again... The speed of the people who eat melons can't even catch up with the speed of the news, causing the people to cry: What is the truth? ! ———————————————— "Men's College Dormitory Food Guide" please collect it, the copy is as follows: After 2000, Zhao Xiaotang found a job immediately after graduation, but he was still at his alma mater Neighbors said that she was promising and worked in a university, so she turned to teach her daughter to learn from her. When her parents were chatting with others, they straightened their backs and said she was working at Beijing University. Her roommate said that she was very beautiful and had good luck with men. He wanted her to be among thousands of flowers without even a single leaf touching her body. God knows, since she became the dormitory manager, she has become the most masculine person in the male dormitory. "Auntie, Heihei, I'm afraid~" Zhao Xiaotang: Auntie has nothing to do, the whole school has a power outage... "Auntie, Hei Hei! Dian Dian! Turn it on! You're afraid~~~" Zhao Xiaotang: The whole school has a power outage! "Auntie, Hei Hei, I'm afraid, turn on, Dian Dian, I'm afraid!" Zhao Xiaotang: "Auntie, there's nothing I can do about it. The whole school is going to have a power outage. I'm scared too, Hei Hei~~~" There are countless trivial things in daily life. In addition to these, there is also an aloof male college student who knocks on the door every now and then during the gate hours. "Classmate Li, it's dormitory closing time now, can you come back early..." "Sorry" An apology is an apology, but the male college student still goes his own way and knocks on her door after the access control. Zhao Xiaotang could swear that he must have been faking it! ! ! Purpose: Work hard and make money