
Little Zombie's Guide to Reemployment
小僵尸再就业指南
by Miki Aoi (三木葵)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 3k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeFairy Tale
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
Synopsis
When the little zombie in the game is forced to deliver food, but picks up a botanist as a long-term meal ticket? Jiang Xiaojiang, the former iron zombie on the 37th front of "Plants and Zombies", lost his job due to the suspension of the game, and re-employed as a delivery boy. |Specialties: Energy saving (sleeping standing up), accurate order taking (relying on the sense of smell to accurately find the Naohua hotpot restaurant). |The biggest worry: Humans always praise him for "the zombie makeup is so realistic", but this is really no makeup! Shen Qinghe, who appears to be a gentle and ascetic botany professor, secretly collects zombie figures? |The first time I saw the little zombie, I suffered from an occupational disease. I took a magnifying glass to study his blue-gray skin: "What new type of photosynthesis is this?" |The sunflower in the laboratory swayed crazily when it saw the little zombie - it wasn't an attack, it was a love cycle. High sweetness warning: |A botany professor developed a "zombie-friendly sunscreen". As a result, the little zombies glowed at night after applying it, and were forced to become human night lights. |Shen Qinghe secretly added wolfberry to the little zombie's tofu: "Zombies also need to maintain their health." Jiang Xiaojiang: "What I lack is Yang Qi? What I lack is five insurances and one housing fund!" Horse falling scene: The little zombie discovered that the draft of the professor's paper was full of his own Q-version sketch, and the title was "On the Positive Correlation between Zombie Heartbeat and Plant Growth." When a botany professor meets a re-employed zombie: "Your takeout has arrived." Jiang Xiaojiang stiffly raised the lunch box. Shen Qinghe stared at the slate-grey skin that was missing from his hairline: "Is this some new type of photosynthesis?" "This is poverty! I can't afford a big bottle of mimicry cream!" The little zombie opened his phone angrily: "Remember to give it a five-star rating, or I'll come and eat your potted plants in the middle of the night!" Reading tips: This article is also known as "The Botanist's Manual for Zombie Induction" and "How to Capture a Little Zombie with Tofu Pudding". It is recommended to eat it with tofu brain for better effect! Click now to see how botanists raise zombies scientifically! ! ! ———————————— Purpose: The little zombies go from being unemployed to starting over, regaining their self-worth in the wave of unemployment. This article uses fairy tale-style stories to relieve employment pressure. Even zombies can be re-employed, so what are you afraid of?