[Parallel time and space, non-official history, just Le Ziwen.
Good news: The lonely ghost who has been dead for decades has come back to life!
Bad news: turned into a sapling!
Good news: There is a golden finger, which is bound to the trading platform of all worlds!
Bad news: there is only one broken street stall at the beginning!
Shouchunling looked at the rectangular rag in front of him. On it lay something like "a kitchen knife with a gap", "an obsolete translator", "a begging bowl for beggars", "a permanent chastity belt", "a fragment of the Sunflower Book"...
In order to sell these three-no products, Shouchunling had to package himself.
From then on, she became a being that everyone in history loved and was crazy about.
Qin Shihuang: You are the rock, the flame, and the obsession that spans mountains and seas.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: You are the evening breeze, the morning glow, and all the tenderness I have for the rest of my life.
Empress Wu Zetian: You are the stars, the morning and evening, and the destination where time has settled.
Lu Pheasant: You are the lighthouse, the scorching sun, and the prelude to rewriting destiny.
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Napoleon the Great: You are the fountain of wisdom on the Golden Mountain, you are the happy fruit in the worry-free forest, you are the elixir of immortality in the palace of immortality, for you, all hardships are sweet!
Egyptian Pharaoh Balobatra VII (Cleopatra): O supreme god, please have mercy on your most devout believers. I have traveled thousands of mountains and rivers, vast oceans, and boundless deserts to pursue your footsteps. Please allow humble believers to kneel at your feet and lick the dust from your soles.
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The rulers of the great Eastern countries: Lose, lose, why are these foreign devils so good at licking!
System: Quack, quack... Xiaolingzi, tell them, who is the real mastermind behind them?
Shouchunling: Xiaolingzi called me?
System: No, no, no, my greatest master, the boss of the trading platform of all worlds, the most mysterious, greatest and wisest god in the universe, please allow me, little System, to bathe in a little bit of your glory and name myself Xiao Lingzi.
Reading guide:
1. All eras involved in this article are parallel time and space.
2. There are more worlds to travel through than just the ones mentioned in the copywriting.
3. The order in which the copywriting appears is not the order in which the text appears.
Volume 1: Li Longji who wears a permanent chastity belt and practices the Sunflower Book - in progress
Purpose: Use golden fingers to make ancient people live happier lives
