[I just want to make money every day and be attacked by semi-illiterates who want to be a gangster anytime and anywhere]
Jiang Wen, a miserable 996 employee, lost a part of his memory in a mountain climbing accident.
That memory seemed unimportant, but Jiang Wen found that life in 996 now seemed different from before.
For example, when winter comes, I have the urge to hibernate, and when spring comes, I have another inexplicable urge.
So one night when Jiang Wen was immersed in manual labor, there was a knock on the door.
Jiang Wen put on his pants and opened the door. Standing at the door was a tall but ragged man with a foul smell all over his body. The man was holding an egg in his arms.
Jiang Wen: "Who are you?"
The man asked: "Don't recognize me? Have you lost your memory?"
Jiang Wen: "Yes."
Under the dim light of the corridor, Liu Jiuxuan's pupils slowly gathered into a golden vertical line. He spit out a long red letter and said with a sinister smile: "I am your husband. My husband has come home, why don't you welcome me?"
Immediately afterwards, the egg in his arms shouted excitedly: "Mom!"
"..." With a bang, Jiang Wen closed the door expressionlessly, "You want to trick me into buying a talking egg again!"
*
One day, Jiang Wencai picked up the child and was pinned down on the bed when he got home.
Liu Jiuxuan slowly opened the zipper and said, "Baby, do you want a thick one or a thin one?"
Jiang Wen was exhausted: "I want to eat first."
Liu Jiuxuan said: "Let's not eat now. I know you are in love. Wife, let's have a second child first."
Jiang Wen slapped the snake away and cursed: "Second child? Your son's class teacher suspected that he was severely mentally retarded after reading his homework. Are you still in the mood to have a second child?!"
Liu Jiuxuan looked serious: "How could that be? I wrote his homework."
Jiang Wen looked up to the sky and shouted: "My 985 gene!"
Reading Guide
* Jiang was attacked by Liu.
*A couple is raising a baby on a daily basis and does not have a second child.
*There are many private facilities, please don't pay attention to them.
Mission: Cherish animals and cherish family
