After a College Student in Guangdong Was Straight-Up Bent

[The writing is messy and lacks inspiration. I will edit the article to fill in the holes if I have the chance. Readers, please stop reading now. Sorry! Chen Jialuo's takeout was stolen for the third time. The takeaways stolen three times in a row were all from the same store. Damn it, this store is so delicious, you thief is really addicted to it, you can catch me stealing, right? ! From eight in the morning to nine in the evening, he just wanted to drink the authentic Laohuo soup and eat some tender white-cut chicken to replenish his energy. However, Chen Jialuo, who had his food stolen time and time again, vowed to catch the damn takeout thief. Looking around, he saw a handsome man holding a takeout bag exactly like his. Chen Jialuo stepped up his long legs, and aggressively grabbed the handsome guy's collar, saying sullenly: "Takeaway thief, is that you?" The handsome guy raised his eyebrows, showed his mobile phone order in exactly the same manner as when the FBI showed his ID, and smiled slightly: "I'm sorry, I'm not." The oolong ended. The handsome guy was kind-hearted and took the initiative to stay with Chen Jialuo to investigate and catch the thief. Finally, they found out the whereabouts of the thief from the surveillance, but they suffered from a blind spot in the surveillance and did not know the specific location of the thief's dormitory. They reached a deadlock. At this time, the handsome guy took out his mobile phone and posted a "reward" on the school confession wall - one hundred yuan, I want all the information about this thief, and successfully caught the takeaway thief. To express his gratitude, he invited the handsome boy to have a meal and learned that the handsome boy's name was Xiao He'an, who was his senior. * In other places, the highest courtesy for a prince in Guangdong to treat someone to a meal is a private farm in Shankarali, but Chen Jialuo took the person directly to the chicken farm and asked the senior to pick a free-range chicken as a thank you gift. Xiao He'an held the warm chicken wings in his hands, and there was a pile of fresh chicken poop on the expensive sneakers. He gently raised his lips and said, "I like this gift very much, but it's a bit lively." Chen Jialuo smiled heartily: "It's okay, senior, I won't be lively after a while." That night, lively gifts were brought to the table, which made them both enjoy the food. * Xiao Hean found that he fell in love with Chen Jialuo. But Chen Jialuo is a straight man. He is also a straight man who is flirtatious without knowing it, and would rather bend than bend. In order to continue to be his brother, this straight man was determined to make him straight. This is desperate. Small theater: 1. One of Chen Jialuo's roommates accidentally caught sight of the handsome senior who was very close to Chen Jialuo. He secretly followed Chen Jialuo and sniffed the jacket that Chen Jialuo put aside while playing basketball like a pervert. So, he pulled Chen Jialuo over and said anxiously: "Brother Luo, I think your senior may be the kind of perverted and wet man often mentioned on the Internet. You should be careful." After hearing this, Chen Jialuo sent a message to Xiao Hean in front of him: "Senior, my roommate said that you have been a little damp recently. My mother knows a few old Chinese medicine doctors and asked me to recommend them to you. Can you drink some Chinese medicine to remove the dampness?" Roommate: ... I really admire you guys who pay attention to health. 2. One time when he returned to Nantian, Chen Jialuo was kissed against the damp and sticky bathroom wall by Xiao He'an. As a result, Chen Jialuo accidentally fell to the ground and was admitted to the hospital with a plaster cast and lay there for two weeks. Sure enough, returning to Nantian is a humidity that Guangdong people will never be able to overcome. There are several buildings in the house for rent. The Cantonese prince's sand sculpture is lively and popular. His native family is terrible. He lacks love. He is dank and has a gentle and self-sustaining appearance. Reading guide: 1. It is not recommended to read it with your brain in mind. 2. The author grew up in Guangdong and is a pure Cantonese. However, he was baptized in Mandarin too early. He usually speaks a mixture of Cantonese and Mandarin, so Cantonese is not very standard. Therefore, the text will not be forced to use Cantonese, and it will be as comfortable as possible. 3. Contains a lot of daily life of hard-working college students on campus, prohibiting the entertainment of college students' suffering (bushi) Updates follow the list, update daily if there is a list, update by the way if there is no list Purpose: Happiness is the most important thing