Zhu Xi spent 13 of his 24 years chasing each other with his arch-rival You Xubai, just to outdo each other.
The two of them fought so hard that they lost their heads and blood, and they didn't know what the world was.
At the end of the roll-Zhu Xie died suddenly from overwork.
When he opened his eyes again, he turned into a lop-eared rabbit, lying in a luxurious rabbit nest.
Suddenly a familiar and disgusting face appeared and reached out to hug him.
It is bad luck to wear a rabbit raised by an enemy.
Zhu Xing struggled subconsciously.
"Hey Piggy, don't move, be good and let daddy hold you."
Piggy? Zhu Xi sneered, thinking that only You Xubai, a weirdo, could call a rabbit a pig.
Wait a moment——
Piggy...
Best wishes? ? ? ! ! !
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You Xubai rescued a rabbit from his wicked cousin, took it home and asked the nanny to help raise it, and then ignored it.
One day, on a whim, he wanted to have some fun. Unexpectedly, the nanny said that the docile rabbit was as obedient as a mentally retarded rabbit, but suddenly she struggled like a stressor and refused to let him hold her.
That cold and explosive look was directly hallucinating someone.
You Xubai suddenly became interested, and he teased the rabbit every day, planning to have hearty forced love.
After getting along for a long time, he found that the rabbit liked to thrust its round butt towards him and stomp its feet at him.
You Xubai, who had no experience in raising rabbits, said in surprise: "Is he making noise to attract my attention and want me to touch him?"
The nanny hesitated to speak: "..."
In addition, rabbits will often have one ear hanging down naturally, while the other ear stands up like an antenna toward Youxubai.
You Xubai laughed happily: "Piggy was hugged by me so much that its ears flew around happily."
Nanny: "..."
Later, You Xubai checked the information and found out that the rabbit thrust its butt towards the person to express anger.
Stomping your feet means you are angry.
To prick one ear up is to be super angry.
If you prick your ears and stamp your feet at the same time, you are angry with the Invincible Supreme Being, which is equivalent to giving you the middle finger while cursing.
You Xubai: "...?"
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Since turning into a rabbit, Zhu Shuo has been served delicious food and drinks every day, and he has realized the true meaning of life——
It turns out that it's so, so, so cool to mess it up!
What a hard life he had lived before!
Seeing his nemesis who was diligently serving him, Zhu Xi decided to give him a good look, and stretched out his pink tongue to lick the opponent's fingers.
Unexpectedly, the fluffy little rabbit turned into a naked person, sitting on another person's lap in a very bad posture.
The two looked at each other in silence: "..."
"Don't look at it!" Zhu Zong threatened with a red face.
"Otherwise I will make public the fact that you cried secretly in the middle of the night when you found out that I died!"
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Purpose: Life should be relaxed and moderate