Who Wants to Practice Double Cultivation with a Potato?

The fully automatic trouble-causing machine Tudou Copywriting Songyang is the only potato demon in Xuanjing Sect. When she was still an ignorant potato, she accidentally formed a bond with the sword master Li Qizhen. If the contract is not broken, the two of them can only practice the same path together to improve their cultivation. A fellow disciple from the sect heard that it was rumored that the Sword Master had protected a Jiazi from the Jiuyi barrier. Isn't that an old man with immortal wind and crane bones and white hair on his temples? "?" Songyang frowned and quickened his hand to practice contract interpretation, "I don't want the old man!" As a potato demon with meager spiritual power and restricted by the Barbarian Contract, Songyang cannot refine the elixir and cannot use the sword. When pressed, he can only bloom small pink flowers. The Hehuan Sect thought she was ruthless, and the Wuqing Sect said she was the Taoist companion of the Sword Master, how could she be sent to our sect. She was repeatedly frustrated, so she sneaked back to Jiuyi Mountain, buried herself in the soil, and was dejected—— "What does it look like when you're all dirty?" A soft smile sounded above the head. A hole of light appeared in the ground. In front of her eyes, a young man dressed in snow-white clothes looked down at her with a smile but not a smile. The grace and grace come out of the dust, there is no need to break the realm, and you are naturally a banished immortal who fell from the nine heavens. Song Yang was so shocked that he took a mouthful of dirt. Who lied to her that Li Qizhen was an old man? ! *** Li Qizhen is a time traveler. Li Qizhen was still young when he entered this world of cultivating immortals where natural disasters were rampant and starvation and death were everywhere. With a natural sword bone and outstanding talent, he cut through the Jiutian Gate with one sword and cut off the path of evil spirits in the world to become immortals. Since then, he has been on the top of Jiuyi Mountain. Until one day when he was traveling, he brought back a potato seedling, hoping that potatoes would bring a glimmer of life to the world. Under the irrigation of spiritual power day and night and the influence of the sword, the potatoes could not be harvested, but they turned into human shapes. When he learned about the contract, Li Qizhen just smiled helplessly. This is potato, an annual herbaceous plant belonging to the Solanaceae family. It has contributed greatly to the population explosion in human history. Its best destination is to make potato cakes, French fries, potato chips and potato wedges. It also has a good flavor when stir-fried with vinegar. ——Who wants to practice double cultivation with a potato? Later, he discovered another way to eat potatoes. #HashbrownschipsPotato chipsThe potato wedges are looking at you with disappointment from the sky. *** A story about a modern man who wanted to grow potatoes in a famine-stricken world but accidentally planted his wife, who then saved the world. The idea comes from "Zhuangzi·Equality of Things", but the opposite meaning is used. Intention: The reason why Tao is born is the reason why love is achieved.