Zhang Fu is a Taoist priest, he has passed through the book
Good news, he's living a fairytale life.
Bad news, it's the little match girl.
Even worse news is not just the little match girl.
Cinderella knocks on the door: "Are you my fairy godmother?"
Zhang Fu: "Thank you, I'm eating soda."
Snow White came knocking on the door: "Please help me escape my stepmother's pursuit."
Zhang Fu: "Before I save you, please take off the bow on your head. I'm afraid a black mouse will sue me."
Mermaid: "I fell in love with the prince. But he has a princess."
Zhang Fu: "You can also have a princess. Times are progressing and girls love young wives."
The evil dragon issued an invitation: "Please come with me to save the princess."
Zhang Fu: "Brother, please use less vests. I got the wrong number."
The evil dragon switched to the Warrior: "Can I kill the princess and be with you?"
Zhang Fu: "..."
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The princess died, Zhang Fu said not to panic and called a ghost gate.
After leaving the ghost gate, Black and White Wuchang said angrily: "Princess of the West, where are you looking for the agency? Why are you looking for the underworld?"
Zhang Fu melancholy said: "No, the boss of the agency over there wants to have forced sex with me. I have been busy avoiding him recently."
Black and white impermanence: "..."
At this time, the bull-headed horse-faced man appeared excitedly: "Brother, we just hooked up with a girl with extremely fair skin, extremely red mouth, and extremely dark hair."
Black and white impermanence: "..."
Zhang Fu: "Hey, monster, let go of that princess."
During the fight, the evil dragon appeared: "Hey, let go of that Taoist priest."
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The mean-mouthed Taoist priest
Purpose: Strive hard for a better life
