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[Tsundere and innocent ferocious beast attack × abstract funny college student attack]
Chu Yanhe, a college student from Niu Ma, also caught up with the craze - time travel!
But why do other people travel through time to make a fool of themselves and pursue their careers, while he travels back to go to Gadan?
Oh~ It turns out that it is bound to a cheating sterilization system!
This resulted in others marrying Bai Fumei and reaching the peak of their lives, while he was still struggling.
You ask him why he doesn't practice immortality, because practicing immortality costs a dog's life!
One egg means one point. Chu Yanhe, a pig-raising cannon fodder, needs to accumulate one billion points to become an immortal!
It's so fast, it's so bad.
Take life and death lightly, have no distracting thoughts in your mind, and take everything carelessly.
Forget it, that's it for now, let's raise the cat first.
Chu Yanhe touched the injured little black cat he found in the fairy forest with skillful and boredom.
"Meow meow meow."
The little black cat was drunk and dreaming in Chu Yanhe's arms, enjoying his superb cat-catching skills in a daze.
It's just that after raising it for a long time, the little black cat became more and more naughty, and often made the Fairy Pig Fairy very upset.
When Chu Yanhe went to discipline it, it would just stare with big eyes and challenge Chu Yanhe unwillingly.
"If you make trouble again, I'll kill you!"
After hearing this, the little black cat shifted the target of the trouble to Chu Yanhe.
"If I catch you again, I'll kill you!"
Chu Yanhe said to the little black cat who was using his arm as a scratching post without changing his expression.
"If I bite you again, I will kill you!"
Chu Yanhe said calmly to the little black cat who was using his leg as a molar.
Later, one person and one cat were in danger while performing a new task issued by the system.
Chu Yanhe looked at the tall, mighty and extraordinary-looking young man at the bottom of the cliff, and was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
No, where is my quirky, rebellious little black cat?
Before he could figure this out, Chu Yanhe was suddenly hugged by the boy, and his long cat tail wrapped around him.
"Master, I am Dahuang, don't you recognize me?"
The young man's voice was clear and sweet, and the heat flowing through his words made Chu Yanhe confused...
Too close.
They are too close...
Moreover, where does this cat's tail go? !
After a long, long time.
Chu Yanhe's cat not only occupied his bed, but also transformed into a human form from time to time, biting the back of his neck, and touching him on the bed.
Make a fuss, catch him, bite him, you bastard! Inside him!
Chu Yanhe was about to cry but had no tears: "Dad, I'm just a poor cat slave raising pigs..."
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Reading guide:
1. The kind where the attacker and the receiver favor each other and run in both directions. In the early stage, the attacker will be in the form of a kitten, and in the later stage, it will transform into a human.
2. Double cleansing (mental and physical), the double arrows are really thick, please read the article, thank you.
3. Do not enter under extreme control. There is a knife in the chapter. Thank you.
The following is the copy of the pre-released article "Straight Man, But Trapped in the Wrong System" (Bow)
The talkative college student is attacked by a sultry, cold-blooded tyrant
Yan Wei never thought until his death that he could be blown away and travel through time during an experiment in his senior year.
In addition, he also encountered outrageous deeds such as being mistakenly kidnapped by a stupid system, having his whole family jailed on the day of time travel, and being asked to follow the procedures to defeat a tyrant as a straight man!
Come on, he's straight!
How can you date a man?
"Impossible, this is absolutely impossible..."
Before Yan Wei finished speaking, his foot suddenly slipped, and the knife that he was supposed to block for the tyrant ran into his hand, and he inserted it into the tyrant's chest...
"Report... Report, and I can treat your hidden illness."
Now, in order to atone for his crime, Yan Wei, a college student majoring in animal and plant quarantine, has to become a living doctor.
Anyway, he knows a little bit about treating animals.
Now go and treat people without doing anything...
Why can't a veterinarian be considered a doctor?
After studying carefully, he personally cooked for the tyrant on the pretext of supplementing his food, but he got food poisoning and became dizzy...
After improving his cooking skills, he stewed a tonic soup containing various whips for the tyrant, and after watching him drink it, he sprayed nosebleeds in front of the civil and military officials of the court...
After switching to acupuncture and massage, he directly experimented on the tyrant, pricking him for several days and nights. Although he later mastered the trick, the tyrant never wanted to let him get close...
After changing another method, he used the family's secret medicine as an excuse to rub various pills into his hands, and after giving them to the tyrant, he almost poisoned him to death...
…
After ninety-nine and eighty-one moves, the tyrant was still not cured, but he discovered more secrets during the treatment process...
"No, we have to cure him quickly and get down to business!"
So on a dark and stormy night, Yan Wei sprinkled the stolen medicine that symbolized spring into the tea that the tyrant drank, and took advantage of the chaos to take off his pants...
Finally, the tyrant's inaction was cured!
"Your Majesty! Fortunately, I have fulfilled my mission. Finally..."
"No, you're not cured yet."
The tyrant's hoarse voice came from above.
"Huh?"
Before Yan Wei could react, he fell into a hug.
That embrace is scalding.
... The dragon bed also hurts people.
Reading guide: 1. Attack and receive double C, 1v1.
2. Past life and present life, past life be, present life he.
Stay on 2025.6.28
Motto: Young people, never give up!
Reader comments
? ? ? Xiao Zuo, do you know? I was so touched when I saw this. From the first time I met you on May 5th, to be honest, I was first attracted by your lively personality, and then fell deeply in love with your writing style.
? ? ? When I first met you, you had been writing this book for a while, and I felt like I was suddenly inserted into their world, but later I felt that I had integrated into this "family". Although someone came to me at the time and said that this was a funny article, I have to say that there are many, many ahem points in this article. In fact, it is also sweet, and I am very happy to read it! There are many plots in it that made me laugh, and I was correspondingly sad when they were separated (fortunately, our little Zuo is a good baby and didn't write about knives much). Xiao Chu is a very sensitive baby, but he has some powers that ordinary people don't have. He is easily broken, but we can always see him getting back on his feet in the book, and we can feel that he is not that happy in real society, but his attitude towards life is enthusiastic. He seems to know that the system is very good to him, so even though he is normal to the system, he can feel it when the system is down.
? ? ? In fact, there is not much to say about Mu Jin. He is a very good person. He is enthusiastic, has high martial arts, and is handsome (can this be said?). The most important thing is that he loves Xiao Chu very much (and still thinks about him). In fact, this can be seen when he is a little black cat. There are some clues, for example, he often clings to Xiao Chu, and for example, he will be jealous of other small animals (Xiao Xiangxiang is the cutest), but he will be relatively cold and ruthless when facing other people ~ (such as those bad old men in the fairy world), and he is also a little black cat with a lot of character.
? ? And our Tongzi, it can be said that two-thirds of the funny elements in the book are contracted by it, hahaha. In fact, Tongzi in our Xiao Zuo's works is very special, breaking the traditional impression of a cold, emotionless system. It is also a system with its own ideas, and there are even comparisons between systems (this is very realistic). It silently cares about its host Xiao Chu, but it can be seen that it does not have a strong Utilitarian, just simply caring about him. He can understand most of Xiao Chu's sadness and sympathize with him. He will also frantically worry about Xiao Chu's safety in times of danger (and will also give him a gift when the two of them are having sex). Although he often quarrels with the little black cat, he has a feeling of loving the house and the bird, and he still accepts the little black cat in his heart.
? ? This article as a whole feels like a surprise to me. It suddenly turned yellow, suddenly cut, and suddenly healed. Here I copy a short paragraph of my favorite (I really am not trying to make up the word count, I really like it very much)
? ? ?"The wind passed over the yellowed sycamore leaves, carrying the residual warmth of summer, blowing up the fine dust in the air, dancing lightly in the beam of light.
Smell carefully, the autumn wind is mixed with the sweet warmth of cinnamon and chestnuts, and every inch of laziness is soaked in the warmth of the autumn sun. It is so quiet that you can hear the sound of time flowing, making it seem lazy and long.
? ? This paragraph really feels like autumn. I still feel that everything can stop here. I am crazy about Xiao Zuo's writing!
? ? This long evaluation project is coming to an end. I am very happy to meet Xiao Chu and Mu Jin, as well as our Tongzi, Xiao Xiangxiang, and those miserable beasts... This story is generally beautiful, and judging from the ending, they will definitely continue to live a good life. The fairy world is a good place, and I hope they can be happy!
?? Xiaozuo, see you next time!
(This long review is written in a mess... I feel that my language organization is very poor... Xiao Zuo, just read it) In short, it is all very good, I like it very much!
Happy ending! ! !
I feel like this chapter is a bit bitter [crying]
There is no excitement, no despair, not that intense, no, it should be said that it has nothing to do with the intense story, but occasionally there are some things worth solving together in the peaceful and ordinary days. The calm is mixed with small fluctuations, just like the sudden chirping of cicadas on a hot and quiet summer afternoon, noisy but laughable. Watching Ruby living in a natural and fresh environment; waking up to the sound of dripping rain and chirping birds; fishing in the river and sea, working in the fields, wearing a straw hat and bustling around; and falling asleep with contentment, a feeling came to her quietly like silk, and filled her heart like clouds, maybe this was yearning. When I was a child, I rolled down the green grass on the mountain, secretly jumped from the high wall, picked vines on the mountain path to eat and play, and stared at the stars in the sky at night... Although I don't have this kind of environment now, I have long lost this pure state of mind. Looking up at the sky, I can only vaguely see a few twinkling stars. As they pass by day by day, I'm afraid these scattered stars will soon be invisible.
Take your time. One box is not enough. Ask Tongzi for two boxes [dog head]
Well, I don't like the county chief and Aunt Shen very much.
This cantaloupe is so brave. He dares to kick the lady directly in the heart. Even if the lady ignores the slave, it is still risky.
Mu Jin, do you understand the game?
"Not knowing this" is a big bug for the author~
Don't know
I thought I covered it with my mouth [crying]
I feel sorry for Xiao Chu's waist for a second [dog head] Xiao Chu, if you really can't do it, you can come to sleep on my bed [dog head]
Is there more? Is there more? I can't get enough T^T
It's great to finally be back
Xiaozuo, weren't you ashamed when you told me that you were not pornographic? ! ! (It looks good, I love watching it)
Will come back! If he can't come back, I'll drag him back!
? ? ? Xiao Zuo, do you know? I was so touched when I saw this. From the first time I met you on May 5th, to be honest, I was first attracted by your lively personality, and then fell deeply in love with your writing style. ? ? ? When I first met you, you had been writing this book for a while, and I felt like I was suddenly inserted into their world, but later I felt that I had integrated into this "family". Although someone came to me at the time and said that this was a funny article, I have to say that there are many, many ahem points in this article. In fact, it is also sweet, and I am very happy to read it! There are many plots in it that made me laugh, and I was correspondingly sad when they were separated (fortunately, our little Zuo is a good baby and didn't write about knives much). Xiao Chu is a very sensitive baby, but he has some powers that ordinary people don't have. He is easily broken, but we can always see him getting back on his feet in the book, and we can feel that he is not that happy in real society, but his attitude towards life is enthusiastic. He seems to know that the system is very good to him, so even though he is normal to the system, he can feel it when the system is down. ? ? ? In fact, there is not much to say about Mu Jin. He is a very good person. He is enthusiastic, has high martial arts, and is handsome (can this be said?). The most important thing is that he loves Xiao Chu very much (and still thinks about him). In fact, this can be seen when he is a little black cat. There are some clues, for example, he often clings to Xiao Chu, and for example, he will be jealous of other small animals (Xiao Xiangxiang is the cutest), but he will be relatively cold and ruthless when facing other people ~ (such as those bad old men in the fairy world), and he is also a little black cat with a lot of character. ? ? And our Tongzi, it can be said that two-thirds of the funny elements in the book are contracted by it, hahaha. In fact, Tongzi in our Xiao Zuo's works is very special, breaking the traditional impression of a cold, emotionless system. It is also a system with its own ideas, and there are even comparisons between systems (this is very realistic). It silently cares about its host Xiao Chu, but it can be seen that it does not have a strong Utilitarian, just simply caring about him. He can understand most of Xiao Chu's sadness and sympathize with him. He will also frantically worry about Xiao Chu's safety in times of danger (and will also give him a gift when the two of them are having sex). Although he often quarrels with the little black cat, he has a feeling of loving the house and the bird, and he still accepts the little black cat in his heart. ? ? This article as a whole feels like a surprise to me. It suddenly turned yellow, suddenly cut, and suddenly healed. Here I copy a short paragraph of my favorite (I really am not trying to make up the word count, I really like it very much) ? ? ?"The wind passed over the yellowed sycamore leaves, carrying the residual warmth of summer, blowing up the fine dust in the air, dancing lightly in the beam of light. Smell carefully, the autumn wind is mixed with the sweet warmth of cinnamon and chestnuts, and every inch of laziness is soaked in the warmth of the autumn sun. It is so quiet that you can hear the sound of time flowing, making it seem lazy and long. ? ? This paragraph really feels like autumn. I still feel that everything can stop here. I am crazy about Xiao Zuo's writing! ? ? This long evaluation project is coming to an end. I am very happy to meet Xiao Chu and Mu Jin, as well as our Tongzi, Xiao Xiangxiang, and those miserable beasts... This story is generally beautiful, and judging from the ending, they will definitely continue to live a good life. The fairy world is a good place, and I hope they can be happy! ?? Xiaozuo, see you next time! (This long review is written in a mess... I feel that my language organization is very poor... Xiao Zuo, just read it) In short, it is all very good, I like it very much! Happy ending! ! !
I feel like this chapter is a bit bitter [crying]
There is no excitement, no despair, not that intense, no, it should be said that it has nothing to do with the intense story, but occasionally there are some things worth solving together in the peaceful and ordinary days. The calm is mixed with small fluctuations, just like the sudden chirping of cicadas on a hot and quiet summer afternoon, noisy but laughable. Watching Ruby living in a natural and fresh environment; waking up to the sound of dripping rain and chirping birds; fishing in the river and sea, working in the fields, wearing a straw hat and bustling around; and falling asleep with contentment, a feeling came to her quietly like silk, and filled her heart like clouds, maybe this was yearning. When I was a child, I rolled down the green grass on the mountain, secretly jumped from the high wall, picked vines on the mountain path to eat and play, and stared at the stars in the sky at night... Although I don't have this kind of environment now, I have long lost this pure state of mind. Looking up at the sky, I can only vaguely see a few twinkling stars. As they pass by day by day, I'm afraid these scattered stars will soon be invisible.
Take your time. One box is not enough. Ask Tongzi for two boxes [dog head]
Well, I don't like the county chief and Aunt Shen very much.
This cantaloupe is so brave. He dares to kick the lady directly in the heart. Even if the lady ignores the slave, it is still risky.
Mu Jin, do you understand the game?
"Not knowing this" is a big bug for the author~ Don't know
I thought I covered it with my mouth [crying]
I feel sorry for Xiao Chu's waist for a second [dog head] Xiao Chu, if you really can't do it, you can come to sleep on my bed [dog head]
Is there more? Is there more? I can't get enough T^T
It's great to finally be back
Xiaozuo, weren't you ashamed when you told me that you were not pornographic? ! ! (It looks good, I love watching it)
Will come back! If he can't come back, I'll drag him back!
Are these three men really disgusting?
Want more sweet extras [poor]