
Chief, Stop Fishing! Your Husband Is an Evil God
首席别钓了!你老公是邪神
by Durian Ice Mooncake (榴莲冰平月饼)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 311k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Laolao column pre-collection "Want to Die?" No wayWeird Tales about Rules The sick and crazy criticizes the beautiful woman who was coldly attacked by her father in X year ——Copywriting of this article—— Two strong actors acting against each other! Horseback warning! Mei Er knows that her fishing system is attacked by the double standard of VS romantic dude. Two Baiqiehei fell in love and talked about the story of the enemy's boss' supernatural power. 1 Pei Zhixun, S-class superhuman, chief inspector, But she is a fishing beauty who does not conform to the stereotype. In a mission accident, Pei Zhixun fell under the spell. When the tide of love is inextricable, Wu Chensui, the young master of the top intelligence organization, comes to the door. Pei Zhixun leaned into his arms and said, "Brother, I feel bad." The look with wet eyes was so pitiful that it was hard to refuse. In the eyes of outsiders, Wu Chensui is uneducated and arrogant. He's an annoying loser. But in Pei Zhixun's eyes, He is handsome, has good hardware, and can also collect information. It is obviously an excellent hunting target! Start fishing directly! However, the development of things was different from what was imagined. Pei Zhixun passed the drink and deliberately scratched the other person's palm with his fingertips. As a result, he was grabbed by the wrist and pulled into his arms, and he froze immediately. Pei Zhixun took the initiative to get closer and breathed close to the other person's ear. As a result, his earlobe was gently bitten and ground, causing him to tremble. Pei Zhixun's neckline was slightly open, revealing his fair neck inadvertently. As a result, he couldn't even hide the traces of the kiss, and he gritted his teeth in shame and anger. Pei Zhixun, who was flirted with for the first time in his life: "..." Damn, I met a high-level opponent. 2 Everyone knows that Wu Chensui is worthless except for his identity and face. After living together, in order not to damage the good-for-nothing young master's self-esteem, Pei Zhixun hides his identity and plays the role of a weak and harmless low-level superpower. The dagger can produce flowers, but it deliberately peels the apple into pits; After meeting with his subordinates, he pretends to go home after purchasing daily necessities; After knocking out the S-class alien, he threw himself into Wu Chensui's arms and shouted, "Brother, I'm afraid." It's just that after a long time—— He went on a mission secretly, but met Wu Chensui by chance; Wu Chensui faced high-level aliens but was unscathed; There are even inhibitors used by aliens at home. Pei Zhixun: ... It seems like something is wrong? People with superpowers and aliens have been confronting each other for many years. Although the relations between the two parties tended to ease after the implementation of the peace policy, But there are rumors that the newly succeeded chief and the evil god king have not seen the king. They all regard each other as natural enemies. Later, the conflict between the two parties intensified, and the two bosses personally came to mediate. Under the watchful eyes of a group of inspectors and a group of aliens, The two of them looked at the guy they had kissed goodbye not long ago with subtle expressions. After an eerie silence, Wu Chensui suddenly stretched out his tentacles, wrapped them around Pei Zhixun's waist, and dragged him away without saying a word. That night, the men on both sides waited in fear all night. The result was too tragic to behold, either dead or injured. When they arrived, the bosses were in bed together in disheveled clothes. All subordinates:...? What a "natural enemy". Drama version After a global genetic mutation, the genetic era has arrived, and humans have differentiated into superpowers and aliens. A vicious alien injury case triggered a crisis in public opinion. Pei Zhixun was ordered to take over the investigation personally. In the process of arresting the alien who committed the crime, he encountered the other party's unexpected death. More bizarre cases also occurred one after another: The corpses disappearing during the wet rainy season, the unstoppable black sheep game, the questioning of the Ship of Theseus... It even involves the nightmare from many years ago. When conflicts intensify again, how will they choose? The supreme law of the genetic era: 1. The supremacy of superior genes 2. Inferior genes need to be eliminated 3. Genes are variable, but the risk is extremely high … (Top secret part) … 99. Where [Gene Editing] exists, the rules are invalid. —— Tips: *1V1, HE, double clean *Super power exploration text, the main line unit promotes the plot *The background is fictitious, do not delve into the logic *Private settings like mountains, partly inspired by "Mr. And Mrs. Smith" *The plot and emotions are about 50/50, try to balance it out *Have fun reading the text and pictures. If you don't like it, you can exit immediately. Don't affect your mood. —— Laolao column pre-collection "Want to Die?" No wayWeird Tales about Rules If you are interested, you can click to collect and help write the article! —— The rules are strange and strange, and the human world is divided into dangerous areas and safe areas. Bai Ling is the most feared existence in the danger zone. He has a cheating buff that prevents him from dying, and a decryption ability that far exceeds that of others. He was obviously a sick man, but he relied on his immortality to fight to death. Mu Zheng is the most powerful manager in the safe zone. He has the special ability to locate rules, and super high strength that is different from ordinary people. In the face of danger, he can always remain absolutely calm. One is extremely extreme, the other is extremely rational, No one thought that these two completely opposite people could be related. But later, these two people joined forces to eliminate the ghost stories. Let humans who are tortured by strange rules see hope. —— In a place where others cannot see, On a rainy night, Bai Ling broke into Mu Zheng's house. He leaned forward with a smile, his lips brushed against the other person's earlobe, and his tone was affectionate: "Captain Mu lives alone, don't you feel lonely?" The rule announcement of "Please be alone on a rainy night" sounded, The manager, who was always rational, took out a towel and wrapped the soaked person. [It has been detected that the explorer has violated the red line of the rules and the punishment mode will be launched soon] Bai Ling leaned in Mu Zheng's arms, untying his collar with her fingers, pretending to be worried: "Captain Mu, I seem to have got you involved, what should I do? Mu Zheng carried him to the bathroom, put hot water in the bathtub, frowned and scolded: "Just stay well and don't get hurt. Everything will be fine. " —— When Mu Zheng saw Bai Ling for the first time, This guy cut his own wrist, used his own blood to attract the evil in the rules, and completed a perfect sweep. Later, Bai Ling deliberately approached him. From the fingertips grazing the Adam's apple to the kiss mixed with the smell of blood, Then to the ambiguous invitations sent out in order to suppress the pain during the onset of illness, Every move exudes a dangerous and charming atmosphere. Mu Zheng knew that Bai Ling's intentions were impure. But he also knows, This guy who seems to be good at romance but never shows his sincerity, In fact, receiving a simple hug will make you feel overwhelmed. —— A strong self-destructive tendency makes Bai Ling long for death. But it happened that he had the quality of immortality. Bai Ling entered the situation with her own body and jumped down from the abyss. But he fell into Mu Zheng's arms. —— [Basic Edition of Kaidan General Rules] 1. Human beings who participate in ghost stories are collectively called explorers. 2. There are three positions that can exist in ghost stories: malice, goodwill, and neutrality. Explorers are asked to identify carefully. 3. Explorers have one opportunity to ask questions for each rule. After the questions are completed, they will get one of three answers: "Yes, No, or Not Important." 4. Valuable questions can successfully light up rules and trigger new rules. For more ways to light up and trigger rules, explorers can explore by themselves. 5. For more general rules, explorers are encouraged to work hard to obtain them. Reading Tips: *1V1, double strong, double clean, HE *There is a main plot, and the unit rules and strange talk push the plot, and the proportion of plot and emotion is about 6:4. *Happiness in reading is the most important thing. If you can't stand it, you can exit and stop the loss in time. Don't affect your mood. *There are only three reading tips. If you see the fourth one, please light up the collection and use the light of stars to resist rule pollution ~ (pie-style comparison) Intention: Make the right choice


Can the Nuwa and Emperor Wa mentioned here be said to be the Great Dao?
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