I Am a Very Fierce and Cute Animal

Lu Cheng participated in a variety show and went to the earth three hundred years ago to find famous attractions that only exist in history books and complete the check-in as required. Don't you want your time shuttle to go awry and wake up as a furry creature? Dress as a giant panda Lu Cheng breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay, okay, history books say this is a very ferocious iron-eating beast. As long as you take the mountain route, even animals can quickly find the historical relic Leshan Giant Buddha." However, during the journey, Lu Cheng got lost and accidentally broke into the human living area. "Woof! Woof! Woof woof woof!" [Go away, you humans, I am a very ferocious animal! ] Several cars were parked on the side of the road, and men, women and children took out their mobile phones and took pictures frantically. "Ahhh! It's a giant panda, alive!" "It's a baby panda, and it can bark like a dog." "Baby, you are so cute, why don't you go home with your aunt?" Lu Cheng was so frightened that he rolled over and hurried back to the mountainous area. Why were humans so scary three hundred years ago? They were not afraid of iron-eating beasts. [Dress as a Husky] Lu Cheng felt a little reassured: "This is the Siberian hound recorded in the history books. It is ferocious, fast, and aggressive. As a dog of this kind, it will definitely be no problem to find the broken bridge and the snow on the historical site." The dog finally entered the West Lake Scenic Area. As he was about to reach his destination, a large number of humans crowded out. "Ouch~Ooooooo~~" [You stupid humans, why don't you get out of the way quickly, I am a ferocious hound. ] "Ahh! It's a husky, such a pure husky, with blue eyes." "Look, it's rolling, baby Erha, you're so fat, you want to rua~" "Gouzi, are you lost? Why are you wandering around here? Hey, hey, you can't swim in the West Lake..." Lu Cheng jumped into the lake and ran away. These humans were so scary. Not only were they not afraid of such tall hounds, they even wanted to forcefully hug them. History books clearly say that Huskies are the king of dogs. Why is this completely inconsistent with the facts? On that day, the news that the pure Erha bravely entered the West Lake and swam 800 meters became a hot search topic. [Dressed as an alligator] Lu Cheng smiled: "We're sure, it's a prehistoric giant crocodile. History books record that this ferocious crocodile has sharp teeth and hard skin and is the dominant one in the south of the Yangtze River. We can definitely find the Confucius Temple by the Qinhuai River." However, before climbing up the Qinhuai River, Lu Cheng was beaten. It was a cool morning, and two middle-aged aunts who were doing laundry were beating him with sticks. Each stick struck accurately, and their eyes glowed with gold. "The little fish dares to climb up and bite you, but I can't kill you." "Climb over again and fight again." "Go away and don't disturb me from washing clothes." Lu Cheng was floating in the middle of the river, barely exposing his nostrils and eyes. The pain almost made him cry crocodile tears. Impossible, absolutely impossible! Why were humans not afraid of the prehistoric giant crocodile three hundred years ago? I was obviously the most ferocious animal! [Dressed as a Tibetan fox] [Dressed as a rabbit] [Dress as a snow leopard] … After being transformed into ferocious and terrifying animals again and again, and being hit again and again, Lu Cheng finally began to doubt the history books three hundred years later. "Are the historical records wrong?" "I must have been deceived. I want to go home and quit the show!" Seeing the variety show's increasing broadcast volume, the chief director immediately changed the contract, "Give him a profit, he will have three of the seven shows, and he will stick to it." Lu Cheng just dressed as a chinchilla, and this time he wanted to visit an ancient town in Anhui. Seeing the high program fees, he decided to keep doing nothing. It has been recorded in history books that this type of rat is the largest of all rats and can be called the king of rats! However, while running on the streets heading to the ancient town of Anhui, no matter how hard he tried to dodge, there were always humans reaching out to grab him. "Yeah, yeah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah," [You stupid humans, I am the Rat King, don't mess with me! ] There are more and more young people traveling around. "Cat and mouse, you are so cute. My sister loves you." "Brother loves you too. You are so fat and so cute." "Zhushu, can you come home with me? I'll give you a big villa~" "It's Totoro, a very big Totoro, so beautiful!" Lu Cheng was so frightened that the history books were harming me, the history books were harming me! I am obviously a very ferocious animal ahhhh—— The copy was written on March 28, 2025 and is retained as a screenshot. Purpose: Protecting the natural environment is everyone's responsibility.