Straight Men Accidentally Fell into the Rag and Received Literature
直男误入抹布受文学
by Frost Falls Leisurely Court (霜落闲庭)
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- Ongoing
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- Danmei (BL)
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- JJWXC
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This article is also known as "Seven Evil Disciples and Their Two Masters", "I took the thorny road that Lao Gong should take", "A certain Tang abuses the article, but the voices of all the members are heard" Cp: The biggest killer in the world, the stock with the potential to destroy the world, the true flower of the high mountain, Master X, refuses to give up, sees injustice on the road, draws his fist to help, wants to escape from the clutches of the evil disciple, the straight male Master accepts Pei Qingzhou is a fresh graduate who is struggling to find a job in his senior year. He has been studying male porn for several years and dreams of becoming the male protagonist Long Aotian. Once he traveled through time, he became a poor boss with a body full of babies waiting to be fed. Pei Qingzhou: "?" Does the role of male mother exist in male porn stories? ! ! Pei Qingzhou refused to give up and believed that he was the son of heaven. He went down the mountain to look for opportunities and dreamed of becoming the hero of the time-traveling dragon Aotian, while raising seven little children. The apprentices were so ambitious that they all became the best among men. Pei Qingzhou: "..." It turns out that the protagonists of the male videos are all his apprentices! Pei Qingzhou suddenly woke up: "!!!" I can't be Long Aotian's master who died long ago! ! ! No wonder there are always traitors who get close to him and try to stun him or kidnap him! In fact, Pei Qingzhou traveled through a certain Tang 18. Anti-abuse novel and became the Master of the Flower of the High Mountains who raised a group of wolf-hearted evildoers. In the future, he will be pulled down from the altar, tortured to pieces by a group of villains, become a prostitute locked in a dog cage, and will be raped by a group of cannon fodder passers-by, and his dignity will be completely lost. But he doesn't know. On this day, at the invitation of his eldest disciple, Pei Qingzhou went to the Northern Demon Palace to enjoy his blessings. The eldest disciple is handsome and lazy. He looks at his long-lost master with a playful smile in his eyes. Pei Qingzhou ignored the pleasantries because he suddenly heard his eldest disciple's heart... Thoughts? [Master is still so beautiful, this time, I must taste his body! Pei Qingzhou: "?" Taste... Taste his body? The second disciple is dressed in black, handsome and unruly, with a cold and sly look deep in his eyes, "Master, I am here to take you to Yuxu Sword Palace to enjoy your blessings." However, the second disciple's heart was: "How can I taste the Master's body without making the Master angry?" Pei Qingzhou: "..." Damn it, he can't live this life! Fortunately, the third apprentice was a roc bird and led Pei Qingzhou to escape from the clutches of the two senior brothers. However, Pei Qingzhou, who had escaped, could only hear the thoughts of his three apprentices: "Master is so soft, I'm so greedy~" Pei Qingzhou: "..." The wind is so strong that I can't hear clearly! Four, five, six or seven apprentices? ? ? Damn it, stop talking! ! ! The evil disciples who have turned into evil are all the protagonists of pornographic stories, casting a wide net in an attempt to catch the escaped master. Pei Qingzhou hid in Tibet. In times of crisis, he did not forget to be a hero and rescued a beautiful girl who was offered as a sacrifice to the river god. The girl was taciturn and the same on the outside, but always stared at him with a complicated expression. Pei Qingzhou, a single mother and narcissistic straight man, was overjoyed and showed his attentiveness. Wu Weiyang: "..." A group of villains: "..." ——— Wu Weiyang was reincarnated by the Demon Star. He was supposed to be reincarnated as Master Shou, the Flower of the High Mountains. He encountered all the malice in the world, including abuse, slander, humiliation, bullying, betrayal, indifference, and use. In the end, he transformed into the God of Killing and massacred nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine cities in the world. He gained endless evil energy, cultivated his true self, and returned to his true form as a demon star. But just after he accepted the last disciple, he suddenly saw the plot in the future. He knew that these seemingly harmless children in front of him would be the evil disciples who humiliated him in the future. He immediately raised his sword and wanted to kill all the disciples. As a result, he was knocked... Out of his body by an alien soul? "..." Being knocked into a soulless body...? Dressed up as a fake bride to deceive the river god again...? Seeing your body courting you...? Wu Weiyang: "???" There was a man who snatched his body, pressed his face, held his sword, rescued him from certain death, and walked the thorny and bumpy road he was supposed to take. As a result, he flirted with him, fished for him, and pursued him, but when he found out that he was a man, he ran away! Wu Weiyang, the greatest murderer in the world: "..." ——— "..." The demon god who is waiting for the demon star to return and cause chaos in the three realms: "..." What about a magic star like me? Reading reminder: All the disciples want to eat Master's tofu, but they can't eat a bite. Every evil disciple will be taught a lesson by Master in the end. Concept: The most beautiful thing in the world is to love and be loved