
My Crush Forces Me to Go on Blind Dates Every Day
暗恋对象天天逼我相亲
by Two Minds (二两心)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 227k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Jian Zilian, the matchmaking fairy under the Yue Lao Seat, was originally a civet cat with poor professional skills. She was sent to the mortal world to help the widowed king Du Shen. If she fails to do so, she will be expelled from the immortal status. Jian Zilian didn't pay attention to the task target at all. As soon as she took action, tens of thousands of red threads were drawn, directly turning Du Shen into a human-shaped red hedgehog. Even Cupid had to praise him for his ability to borrow arrows. She waited nonchalantly for the widowed king to get out of singleness, but the wait ended in eternity. Jian Zilian was furious: "... I think you are like a ruthless sword, ruthless and mean!" Unable to return to heaven, Jian Zilian had to personally arrange a blind date for Du Shen, racking her brains every day to get him out of the singles. Afraid that he would be perfunctory, Jian Zilian introduced her girlfriend with the front foot, and then showed her true form as a cat and followed behind to make the match. In order to make the girl on the blind date look better, she used fairy magic to illuminate his face, almost blinding Du Shen; in order to let the two of them have a loving hug, she kicked him away with a claw and broke his bones... Du Shen: "..." Since I met you, my life has been troubled. Just waiting in line like this, Jian Zilian was shocked to find out, why did this widowed king hit her hand? The fairy world won't judge me for lining my own pockets, right? * Before meeting Jian Zilian, Du Shen lived a carefree life holding a cat in one hand and counting money in the other. After meeting Jian Zilian, her life was full of chaos every day, with misfortunes happening every day and her life hanging by a thread. The blind dates that I was forced to attend were fully arranged. Even if I broke my leg, I could still go on a video blind date, and even if I had to go to the toilet, I would have to go on a walk-in blind date. When he was injured, Jian Zilian said she would take care of him, but when it was time to eat, she came over with a bowl of cat food. It was simply taking advantage of his illness to kill him! What's even weirder is that every time a blind date fails, a ciora cat jumps out and scratches him fiercely. However, she never knew that from the moment they looked at each other in the crowd, his eyes could no longer tolerate others. Reading guide: 1. This article is a slow-burning one, the kind of ambiguous and long-lasting flow. 2. The heroine is flirting without knowing it, and she is very straight-forward after she gets the idea. 3. The male protagonist is a big double standard. Before he can figure out his own feelings, he has already shown his loyal dog temperament. 4.1V1, the male protagonist turns all the blind dates into clients, there is no ambiguity. Recommended next book: "The Roommate Is Not the Right Dealer" Copywriting: The biggest mistake Li Ximeng made in his life was to spend 600,000 yuan in full to buy a 300-square-meter lake-view house with fine decoration. As a result, less than a week after moving in, the real homeowner, Wen Xi, came to visit. Sure enough, only traps will fall from the sky, not pies. The power of attorney to sell the house was forged by Wen Xi's scumbag father, who had already absconded with the money. Li Ximeng instantly felt that the sky was falling. Wen Xi was on a business trip for less than a month. When he came home late at night, he found that the house was in a mess as if it had been robbed by a thief. After finding out the reason, he wanted to politely ask people to leave, but suddenly he heard the girl's voice. Help! I have put all my savings into it, and now I only have two hundred yuan left in my pocket. What should I do in the middle of the night? Seeing the girl's pale face and flustered expression, Wen Xi felt suddenly unbearable and blurted out, "It's too late now, and it's not convenient to find a place to stay temporarily. If you don't mind, you can stay here temporarily." Li Ximeng pursed her lips and was silent for a moment, roaring crazily in her heart: What? Living under the same roof with a strange man? Do I want to die? But... He looks so handsome, he doesn't look like a bad guy, right? [Wow, look at these shoulders, this chest... The clothes are very stylish, uh... Boys like this should protect themselves better when going out, Jie Jie Jie...] Wen Xi: "..." In this way, Li Ximeng settled down in a difficult situation. In order to verify that the voice he heard was not an illusion, Wen Xi tried to act according to Li Ximeng's voice. On the first day of living together, Wen Xi cleaned the room spotlessly. On the second day of living together, Wen Xi made the breakfast that Li Ximeng crazily wanted to eat before going to bed last night. On the third day of living together, Wen Xi took the initiative to move back all the express delivery she had accumulated at the Cainiao Station. The fourth day of living together... Li Ximeng: [There is no trap! This is obviously the snail boy God gave me! Thank you for the gift of fate! ! Wen Xi was unknowingly trained to become a qualified snail boy, and gradually got lost in Li Ximeng's praises full of emotional value. Because life was so smooth, Li Ximeng, a young online novelist, was inspired to adapt the daily life with Wen Xi into a vulgar side novel, even lazily naming it Wen Xiaoxi. Wen Xi was disturbed by Li Ximeng's colorful little theater every night and couldn't sleep. At first, she was embarrassed to reveal the other person's little thoughts, but later she was gradually made to be jealous. As a result, after listening to it, the plot suddenly took a 180° turn. The little wolfdog appeared out of nowhere and pushed the person against the wall, smiling and bewitching: "Sister, do you want to touch my abdominal muscles?" Wen Xi couldn't bear it anymore, rushed to Li Ximeng who was sitting on the chair next door, leaned over and whispered in her ear: "You like the little wolf dog, right? If you had told me earlier, I wouldn't have had to pretend to be so hard." Please collect it! Purpose: May all lovers in the world get married eventually

