The aloof and mysophobic scholar × sand sculpture abstract car repair attack
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Cheng Yiran has three treasures:
*3,000 yuan eight-handed Jetta (the exhaust pipe can dance to "Love Business")
*Pinxixi 9.9 Free shipping parts (welding the car door to weld the spark of love)
* Humanoid Xu Jitong trap ("Brother Xu! My car is better than my car and I know how to flirt!")
Xu Jitong knows three tricks:
* Freeze the mentally retarded to death with your eyes (failed)
*Confession with electric welding warning (really fragrant)
* Use engine engraving to fight back ("Agree")
**Loading famous scenes**
? Jetta spits fire and burns the principal's electric car, and the safety education video turns out to be a wedding VCR
? Forum hot post: #surprise! The flower of Gaoling was attacked and welded to death in the passenger seat#
? Proposal scene: Love farts popped out of the exhaust pipe, and "You Will Marry Me Today" was played on the iPad with a broken screen
"Brother Xu, this car can last a lifetime!"
"First, it has to survive tonight."
Demining ① The author is not a professional, and all relevant knowledge comes from AH.
②Sand sculpture abstract short story, very short.
③All logic is just nonsense.
④Please do not imitate dangerous actions!
Purpose: Safety first, please do not imitate easily