
Cats Who Don't Want to Save the World Are Not Good Cooks [Interstellar]
不想拯救世界的猫不是好厨子[星际]
by Cool Skull (酷髅咪)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 463k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 8d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[Flower of the High Mountain Love Brain Black Panther Admiral Attack vs. Weird Business Brain Ying Chang Gin Sanhua Chef Shou] After his death, Milon, the orthodox successor of Huaiyang cuisine, traveled to a strange planet-Abyss. Toxic gas spreads here all year round. Plants, soil, and water sources are soaked with toxins. Non-toxic ingredients are barren, and naturally there is no cuisine. The vast majority of residents can only survive on nutrient solutions, the suicide rate due to depression is frighteningly high, and the entire planet is shrouded in despair. But nothing can dampen Milon's determination to develop his food career! He was eager to use his fists and kicks, but was suddenly lifted up by his tail by a big hand descending from the sky. Wait, tail? Why does he have an extra tail? ! - Appearing inexplicably in a forbidden area, Milon was arrested as a suspected spy and was given a one-hundred-day observation period at the admiral's residence. He finally touched the kitchen utensils here again, but he didn't know that everything he could touch was a test from the admiral. Milon was busy at the cooking table, and the joy of returning to his old profession made him gradually forget the troubles of traveling through time. Until one day, Milon triggered the main mission of the system: [Attack! Food Monopoly! Let Anbysing's declining food industry return to its glory a hundred years ago! [Task reward: Interstellar springboard (the user can use this prop to shuttle between any planets recorded in the system)] Milon, who was homesick, suddenly became serious. But if you want to complete the main mission, you must solve the planet's toxic pollution and increase food production... After struggling, Milon gritted his teeth. Isn't it just a poisonous pollution? System mission, here he comes! So, Milon's Little Kitchen class started! The stewed star beast meat has a mental boosting effect, which can easily improve the patient's resistance; The crystal meat, which has a mood-boosting effect, makes depressed residents drool! For a time, the praise for Milon on the Internet only increased. He was the savior of Ambis Star, the master of toxin purification, the founder of the food and medicine profession, the king of nutritional cuisine... Milon raised his tail slightly, secretly proud: "Actually, at first, I just wanted to be a cook." - What is it like to pick up a suspected spy in the poisonous umbrella area and take him home for observation? The federal admiral has something to say. Euan crossed his arms and looked on with cold eyes at the little cook with a big tail who was busy behind the simple stove. The spatula flew, the oil sizzled, and a smell somewhere between burnt and suspicious filled the air. In Ambys, where even normal food was scarce, this movement was as luxurious as an illusion. The hot oil boiled and splashed onto the base of the tail. The little cook jumped up and slapped the burned base of the tail. Euan said "tsk". Even now, I still don't want to take my tail back. Really, I don't know how to behave. - After a period of time, the poisonous pollution on the planet eased, and the time for the admiral to return home became much earlier. He walked around behind his neatly dressed little cook, took the initiative to stretch out his thick and long tail and tightly wrapped it around the little cook's waist. His canine teeth dangerously rubbed the fragile skin on the back of the other's neck, and his voice was hoarse: "You've been so busy lately, I haven't eaten the food you cooked for a long time..." "You clearly know that I am taking orders from the military department," Milon's legs were so worn that he could hardly hold the spatula steady, "Let go first..." He raised his eyes with red ears, but was caught off guard by a pair of bottomless black beast eyes. "..." "Tsk, let me turn on the small stove for you. Are you satisfied?" Reading Guide 1. Food is daily fluffy! Please don't be too particular about the recipes in this article~ ~~~Push the dividing line for pre-collection~~~ Pre-release 1: "Lord Governor, please love me" Sunshine and direct beauty attack Copywriting: Liang Yuchen traveled through time. Good news: He transformed into the eldest prince of the Liang Kingdom, with fine clothes and fine food, and a large number of retinues; Bad news: The eldest prince is a fool, and he is also attracted by the prince of the suzerain country. He is about to be sent to get married. The wedding will be in three months. Liang Yuchen was stunned as she looked at the extremely luxurious red wedding dress in front of her. What dynasty is this? So open? ? Can men get married? ! * He was definitely going to run away from this marriage. He was a tough and good man, and he didn't want to be pressed on the bed and rubbed by a strange man he had never met before. But escaping from the palace was obviously a technical job, so Liang Yuchen lived a high-intensity life of pretending to be a fool during the day and sneaking out to explore the terrain at night. Liang Yuchen emerged from the dog hole: This prince is worse than a social animal! Fortunately, although the area of the Daliang Palace is not small, it is still much smaller than the Forbidden City. Liang Yuchen spent more than a month figuring out the terrain of the palace, and decided to escape that night without further ado! But on the night of his escape, he met a man with a cold face. He walked through the corridor, and the moonlight shone on the side of his face, making Liang Yuchen's breath hitch. This, isn't this his Bai Yueguang who died young? * Xiao Qi, the official in charge of rites, is the governor of the East Factory. Its name can stop children from crying at night, and its power can make courtiers tremble at midnight. Everyone in the world knows that he is cruel and cruel, but no one knows that his only obsession in this life is to overturn the beam and sacrifice the blood of his relatives who died unjustly. Then die calmly. He held the power and made changes in the depths of the palace. The prince has become a useless man, and the emperor has been reduced to a eunuch with no body due to the secret medicine he personally made. The chess game is set, just waiting for the final chapter. Only the stupid eldest prince who was supposed to be sent for marriage became the only variable in this game. That clear look in his eyes made Xiao Qi conclude that the eldest prince was definitely not stupid. He remained calm and watched the eldest prince's every move from the darkness, wanting to know what the hypocritical and foolish eldest prince wanted to do. So, On the first day, the beautiful eldest prince hid behind the pillars and peered at him, his eyes burning; The next day, the eldest prince brought Ye Rui from Leng Gong and secretly placed it in front of his case; On the third day, the eldest prince made a clay figure based on his example. It was so ugly that it was too ugly to be seen; … On the twenty-seventh day, the eldest prince was lured into the clerk's office of the Supervisor of Ceremonies by his trick, but he folded the crucial secret memorial into an unbearable paper heart. Xiao Qi finally lost his patience. He crushed the dazzling red and slapped the person in front of the case, holding his jaw like iron pliers with his fingers. "Your Highness, how long will you continue to pretend?" He originally wanted to see through the ambition under the disguise, but he saw a flash of light in those peach blossom eyes, and after the panic, he turned out to be relieved and calm. Not only did Liang Yuchen not retreat, but he took a step closer with Xiao Qi's restraining force. Their warm chests touched each other, and the cool breath enveloped him instantly. "Since the Governor has seen through it," Liang Yuchen's voice was low, as if tempting and pleading, "Then, why not help me?" * Later, Liang Yuchen wore a yellow robe and became the new master of Daliang. On the dragon case, there were piles of memorials advising on the selection of concubines, but he imprisoned Xiao Qi, who was wearing a crimson official robe, and kissed his trembling Adam's apple and whispered: "The civil and military officials throughout the dynasty are worried that I will have few heirs." His fingertips penetrated the layers of official robes and stroked the tight waistline. "Why don't you Xiao Qing... Take care of my worries personally?" [Reading instructions] 1. Main attack, dual strengths, no emotional abuse; 2. There is the element of white moonlight, but no one regards the other as a substitute. Both parties are unique in body and mind. ~~~ Pre-release 2: "Silence and Heart Palpitations" Reunion after a long separation | Healing and Guidance System | Bamboo Horses and Bamboo Horses Inferior self-esteem, sensitive mute beauty, X, calm and determined dad-type male attack Copywriting: Chi You originally planned to quietly like He Zhaoye for the rest of his life, watching him graduate and start a family. Unexpectedly, an unscrupulous driver kicked the accelerator and knocked him into the hospital where He Zhaoye worked. Fortunately, he became a patient of He Zhaoye. In front of the hospital bed, He Zhaoye looked coldly: "Chi You?" Chi You lowered his eyelids and nodded nervously. He Zhaoye closed the book in his hand: "Look up. You liked to cling to me so much when you were a child, but now you don't even want to say a word?" * As the well-known "violent master" of the Municipal People's Hospital, He Zhaoye relied on his brutal domestic violence face to stay single until the age of 28. He thought he would be single forever, but one day, a thin figure stumbled into his world. So the old house caught fire, the iron tree blossomed, and this spark named Chi You set fire to his land that had been dry for more than 20 years. Later, when Chi You was injured, he changed his dressing, when Chi You was picked up and dropped off from school, and when Chi You was working, he chatted with him... With his efforts, a letter titled [Explosion! The anonymous post about Ji Ke University's campus idol coming out as gay suddenly went viral, and he was the 'man behind the campus idol'. He Zhaoye looked at the anonymous post, calm on the surface, but satisfied on the inside. Unexpectedly, the other protagonist of the incident frowned, as if he was afraid that he would be angry, and said "comfort" in sign language seriously: [Don't be angry, brother, it's all a misunderstanding. I know you are a straight man. ] He Zhaoye laughed angrily. He pushed the person against the wall: "Who told you... That I am a straight man?" * He Zhaoye always thought that in this relationship, he was the one who was attracted first. Until he saw a picture album. An album full of my own pictures. It turned out that in the years he didn't know, someone had already been in the corner and loved him for a long, long time. Reading instructions: 1. Suffering is an acquired aphasia caused by psychological trauma and can be cured Purpose: Protect the fireworks in the world and sow hope for the future

