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Many people work in robotics companies, working from 9 to 10. Their life goal is to make money and retire early, so they don't raise expensive robots, don't buy big items, and only eat dumplings worth eight yuan each for dinner.
As a result, one day when it rained heavily, I saw a robot squatting under a broad leaf to hide from the rain. It was a big robot, but a small leaf could not cover its tattered body. The rainwater flowed into the electrical panel and almost burned it.
Many people softened their hearts and put their coats on it to protect it from the rain. This piece of clothing was wrapped around the robot.
The anthropomorphic eyes were covered with mist, soft and pitiful, and they looked at him.
Many losers relented and took them home to repair their bodies and recharge their batteries. The robot is well-behaved and sensible. It can cook, wash clothes, water plants, and keep the home clean.
Many people think that in the future, they will have such a well-behaved robot to take care of them, and life seems to be pretty good.
As a result, the well-behaved robot rebelled, pinned him down on the table, and asked him: "PHP language or ASP language, which one do you prefer?"
"If I really have to choose, maybe I prefer ASP...?"
"Don't you like me?"
"..."
"According to human information statistics, the average human time is 2 hours. Say 'I like you' and let you go."
Xu turned around in shock: "... On average, long, no, is... Only, one... Minute... Minute...?"
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Intention: selfish love
