I am Chuuya Mew, I work for the Port Mew Party, and I have a very annoying partner.
After a mission, my partner disappeared mysteriously.
Even though he was an asshole to the extreme, I still controlled the power of gravity and plastered the streets of Yokohama with missing cat notices——
If that guy was caught and sterilized by humans, although it would be worthy of celebration... But it would be more satisfying to beat him with your own hands.
I accidentally passed by the Meow Meow Detective Agency in Chinatown, and I saw a bandaged black cat lazily basking in the sun inside the transparent floor-to-ceiling windows, with half of the uneaten cat strips pressed under its paws.
Who else could it be besides my partner Osamu Dazai?
He turned over slowly and opened his iris-colored eyes: "Meow ~ Chuuya?"
This bastard is avoiding me.
Until one battle, I turned on the filth, bleeding all over my body, and in extreme pain and exhaustion, I saw my partner.
He stayed by my side, licking my bleeding wounds carefully and tenderly, and rarely said those annoying words.
When my consciousness was chaotic, I heard him say: "Zhongya, let's go home."
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My name is Dazai Mew, I work in the Port Mew Party, and I have a very annoying partner.
During a mission, I encountered that kind of relationship between "me" and "him" as human beings.
The two-legged beasts have different tastes. I am going to die in love with the beautiful lady!
At the same time, I decided to stay away from my partner, out of sight, out of mind.
Not long after, I saw signs looking for me plastered on the streets of Yokohama.
... Chuya really can't live without me.
Until the Russian rats came to cause trouble in the city, I formulated the perfect battle plan.
Only my partner became an unplanned part.
Rats are hard to deal with, and Chuuya gives me an even bigger headache.
Seeing how pitiful he is, then reluctantly go home with him. It is normal for dogs to be inseparable from their owners.
I licked his hair clean as compensation for the owner not being around the puppy for a while.
Of course, there is only one thing that is absolutely false
——During that time, after using all my brain cells to think for three days and three nights, I actually came to the conclusion that I like Chuuya.
Reading Guide
*The copywriting is in the first person, and the main text is in the third person.
*CP is too medium, it will not be reversed unless it is dismantled. The protagonist, Cat, will have a small amount of scenes as a Two-legged creature (Taizhong).
*A short story about playing house, falling in love and playing Doudou.
*No other deputy CP
Copywriting: 2025.9.11 (Screenshot taken)
Concept: What bad thoughts can small animals have? Take care of the cute meow woof woof.
Thinking of it, I just feel sorry for giegie~