
Complaints in the Circle of Friends Come True
朋友圈吐槽成真了
by MAOMAO Head (MAOMAO头)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 12k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 10mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
[Fixed update at 9pm, if there is no update after 10pm, there is something wrong orz] Cold faced iceberg Yan Shangting x dead house coward Ji Zhoumian As a 2D otaku with pure blood, Ji Zhoumian's biggest hobby is posting on Moments. If you get some good-priced millet, send me one. If you draw a gold card by drawing cards, send one. Of course, there are also some life records mixed in. Ji Zhoumian also had another identity, that of working as a laborer. When a leader fails to act, just respond verbally, hide in the toilet afterwards, and edit and send it out. When I meet my boss, I flatter him, and when I get home from get off work, I edit and send it. [This boss looks like a human being, and he knows every day whether Huabing can turn into a man and a woman or a young lady! (Make a fist)] The boss, Yan Shangting, wore a loose suit the next day and stormed into the company angrily with his young face on his face. [Why does a kid say he is the boss? (Pointing) Not to mention, he looks strangely pretty, but his face is too rigid. If cold-faced lolita were popular in the second dimension... (Nodding)] The boss Yan Shangting went to the company the next day wearing an exaggerated pink Lolita with a dead face. … Ji Zhoumian, who was belatedly aware of the situation, seemed to know that the source was himself, and later he posted another message on WeChat Moments. [Classmate Xiao Yan looks cold, but he invites everyone in the company to drink milk tea. He is not a bad person. He just hopes not to find out that it was me... (Crossing fingers)] The boss Yan Shangting went straight to Ji Zhoumian the next day wearing a sweatshirt with Ji Zhoumian's cn printed on it, and made an appointment for a meeting room on the spot. Without him, the three words Ji Zhoumian were sewn on the tag of the pain shirt. "Are you interested in me?" Yan Shangting laughed angrily, "Ziu Mengsang?" Ji Zhoumian: It's over, it's all over… Ji Zhoumian, who was deeply saddened by his grief, joined a local chat group called Zhanzhan, and got carried away chatting with a guy named Shang Xiaoxiao. The leader stopped doing work and delayed himself from getting off work to grab grain. After Ji Zhoumian finished complaining in the small window, he edited and sent the screenshot. The leader was sent on a business trip the next day. The boss is no longer a human being, so he delayed himself to go to the only exhibition on the weekend. After Ji Zhoumian finished complaining in the small window, he edited and sent the screenshot. The next day, Yan Shangting made a special exception and gave the entire company a half-day holiday. Great, I have time to tinker with it! Ji Zhoumian: [Tomorrow I will meet Xiaoxiao Mianji. I can't wait to meet him now. Then I want to tell the whole world that I love him! I want to kiss him! I still want to fuck him! Edit to send. The next moment. Yan Shangting appeared out of thin air in Ji Zhoumian's bedroom. Big eyes stare at small eyes. Ji Zhoumian looked at the transferred position (referring to the space), then looked at Yan Shangting, and expressed disbelief. [The boss said before that he wanted to sing Snow King's song to me, so it shouldn't count (sweat)] The next moment. Yan Shangting sang and danced to his heart: "You love me, I love you, Mixue Bingcheng is sweet..." Ji Zhoumian: "..." Yan Shangting: "..." ——Small theater—— Done. Yan Shangting pointed at Ji Zhoumian's words. "Love me, count?" "Probably counting...=.=" "Kiss me and count?" "Maybe count... =X=" "Fuck me, count?" "Boss, I was wrong. Can I apologize to the one below... QAQ" Intention: Live actively and shine for love