
Isn't It Okay to Just Eat and Wait to Die?
不是混吃等死就行吗?
by Xiwei Xiuzhu (熹微修竹)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 153k Words
- Genre
- Multi-Orientation
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeHorror
- POVMale Lead
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Episodic
- Horror
- Infinite Flow
- Supernatural
Synopsis
Low-level unlimited flow (can also be read as a micro-horror story), the two protagonists are normal people Cheng Yansheng, a poor man, finally got his own home due to the deception of a rogue intermediary. A well-decorated single-family villa, available for 20,000 yuan. He happily moved in, but he didn't expect there to be aborigines inside. In the early morning, a faint cry came from the living room. Cheng Yansheng was tired after a long day and was very upset: "Whose little mouth hasn't been shut yet?" In the middle of the night, the sound of marbles tinkled in the attic. Cheng Yansheng: "Respect each other, everyone is miserable." He lived in peace with his "roommates" for three months, until one night he woke up and found a yin energy surrounding him. Someone asked him in his ear: "Want to play a game?" Cheng Yansheng: You can't spray this, this is a real ghost. He didn't want to refuse: "No." [Okay. [The game is loading...] Cheng Yansheng:...? ? ! ! Before he could react, he was already in the first copy. The paper-tied emcee is enlivening the atmosphere: Come, the best man, please carry the groom in the coffin and worship him. Note that the groom has some pieces, so remember to put them together. Best groomsman Cheng Yansheng:... He felt that he was a little bit dead, but he didn't expect that he would be protected by a novice at the beginning, and he would encounter a teammate with a full-level boss. Immediately afterwards, various copies followed. [An old-fashioned bus heading to the crematorium on a rainy night] A snowman that cannot be built [A rice shop that uses the ashes of loved ones as payment] [The life-size paper tie of mutual destiny] Vigil in Deserted Village [Dead special delivery] Late Night Elevator Midnight Convenience Store Abandoned Hospital If he has nothing to do to pick up rubbish, he can follow the boss and win all the way. After a few dungeons, the boss got really excited and stepped on the NPC and shouted, "Want to play a game?" Cheng Yansheng raised his head suddenly: ber, wait, what's your voice? Are you serious? ? Reading tips 1. No accident, completed within 500,000 words 2. Mainly plot 3. The first copy has the single-arrow character Shen Qingzhuo, so the channel is selected as [Multiple] 4. There is no prototype, it is pure fabrication. Please believe in science. Weibo @ ~﹡~﹡~﹡. Save the new article* Cannon fodder also wants to dominate the audience By Xiwei Xiuzhu.﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~*~﹡~﹡~﹡~ Copywriting: When other people wear books, they are either the male protagonist or the male supporting role. Only Jiang Fengyan has been unlucky for eight lifetimes, and has been cannon fodder every time. The tyrant boss chases his wife. He is the driver who was called up to work in the middle of the night. Because he was drunk, he had to ask for a substitute driver. After Boss Ba got in the car, he saw the driver:? You want to take my car out for a run, right? The driver shuddered and the car rushed down the side of the road, and several people finished playing on the spot. In the next world, he was dressed as a great eunuch from the literature, and the imperial concubine was poisoned and dying. He was about to bear the emperor's thunderous wrath, but he saw the emperor wave his dragon robe and point at the head of the imperial doctor. "If you can't be cured, I will let you be buried with you!" Jiang Fengyan was overjoyed: Great! It's a colleague, I'm saved! ! Unexpectedly, the imperial doctor suddenly complained to the emperor: "I see Master Jiang's happy face, maybe there is a way to save the imperial concubine." Jiang Fengyan: Wait, this plot is wrong! The next moment, the emperor's eyes fell on him: Why are you laughing? If he dies, you don't have to die, right? Three days later, Jiang ordered Yan Wumen to ask for help, and he was accompanied by the imperial doctor. On the guillotine, the emperor's voice suddenly overlapped with that of the overlord. Jiang Fengyan and the imperial doctor looked at each other... Wait! Isn't this the driver? ? This is not right! Jiang Fengyan straightened up in excitement and hit the blade, dying on the spot. In the third world, the three people became three brothers in the sect. The domineering boss Li Tongzhou is the most useless male protagonist in history, and he is at the mercy of others. Based on past experience, Jiang Fengyan felt that he must be the scumbag of the sect's bullying gang. When the protagonist Xianyu turned around, he would be the first to die. Either way, he was going to die, and he was preparing to kill Tongzhou, his fellow disciple, before he could express his evil aura. But it was unbelievable that he and Qi Minglei, the substitute driver, were Li Tongzhou's lackeys. Li Tongzhou: My mission this time is to dominate the sect. As long as he completes the task, he can end everything, but as far as his current ability is concerned, it cannot be determined. Jiang Fengyan thought: Either way, he would die, so it would be better to go crazy. Qi Minglei:ヾ(@^?^@)ノ ~﹡~﹡~﹡. Friend's new article*After the heartbeat By Cheng Momo.﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~*~﹡~﹡~﹡~ Copywriting: Chi Sui'an came from a prominent family, and his life was arranged by his family as soon as he graduated. She was so troubled that she took her best friend on a casual trip. In a small seaside town, she met a very special man. He was very handsome and aloof, but he was very gentle to her. He helped her several times, and the two of them would always meet by chance. After testing it a few times, Chi Sui'an chatted with his best friend at night: "Tell me, does he like me?" My best friend thinks it's very possible. After a sleepless night, she decided to go to him for a showdown. Who would have thought that he would leave without saying goodbye and simply leave. She realized then that she knew nothing about him except his name. After returning home, Chi Sui'an insisted on joining a company that was "expressly prohibited" by his elders. She reminded her colleagues that the big boss was not only aloof and difficult to approach, he was also unkind and could be compared to the devil. She would avoid him whenever possible and avoid him. She disagreed. Until she met the man who left without saying goodbye outside the elevator. The man was wearing a dark-colored haute couture suit, and his temperament was noble and ascetic. Before she could greet him, everyone around him called him in unison: "Mr. Mu." Huh? The unkind and devilish boss? Why is it him. How could he be someone that the elders kept secret? -- Due to an accident, Mu Cinian's eyes lost color. Until I met her, the black and white world became bright again. ~﹡~﹡~﹡. New article from a friend* The villain is actually myself By Qingzhou Xingqianjiang.﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~*~﹡~﹡~﹡~ Copywriting: Zhao Xi slipped into a shit skit. Due to the principle of attracting waste, she became the cannon fodder of the Zhao family's third daughter in the play. She has a father who acts as a concubine, an eldest brother who was slept with by the bandit leader the first time he went to attack the bandits, and a second brother who can never catch his shit at critical moments... Before she could complain, she activated the spoiled wife superior system. System: The host must save Xie Yunzhi, the male protagonist of this drama. Zhao Xi:? Is this the configuration of my home? Plus, I'm at the bottom of a sports school? The system also felt that this family was too specific, and gave Zhao Xi a who's who of military commanders, who can use the hero's rescue value to summon historical military commanders. Zhao Xi declined: Before we recruit anyone, our family will be gone. The system, which was in a hurry to go offline, once again added a newbie welfare package to Zhao Xi. So, Zhao Xi had—— The wife's stew is full of skills and can quickly restore the healing version. When the wife's skills are fully replenished, she can produce a one-time damage-free armor version. The sweet wife's house fight is full of slapping skills, and even if she becomes white, she will be slapped two miles away. Zhao Xi felt that she could save the entire short drama world, let alone saving Xie Yunzhi! * Xie Yunzhi is actually a villain in the guise of great honor. Every day he thinks about how to secretly destroy this broken world, until... Zhao Xi appears. From then on, he only thought about one thing. Defeat Zhao Xi first. ~﹡~﹡~﹡. Friend's new article* This idol is so perfect that it's outrageous By Lu Xingze.﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~﹡~*~﹡~﹡~﹡~ Copywriting: Jian Jiayue was born out of fans' dissatisfaction with idols whose houses collapsed and their standards for perfect idols. After awakening to consciousness, he worked hard to become the "perfect idol". The first thing is appearance, not to mention appearance, but you must act well and not look slovenly. Next is strength. If you want to become a perfect idol, the ability to sing and dance rap is the most important thing. Finally, there is the character design. There should be no black spots that violate laws and morals. We must also abide by ethics. We cannot enjoy the love of fans and betray the trust of fans at the same time. Jian Jiayue has been preparing for this day for three years. In the past three years, he studied hard and took exams well. Besides studying, he also practiced vocal music and dance, and practiced expression management in front of the mirror... It was not until the end of the college entrance examination that he was the first to appear outside the school for an interview with reporters. He knew that the opportunity he had been waiting for had come. Then—— Jian Jiayue, who is flawless from appearance, speech and behavior to singing and dancing ability and moral character, has become a unique existence in the entertainment industry full of broken idols. When she first appeared in the college entrance examination interview, her god-level appearance stunned everyone and broke the circle on the spot, attracting countless netizens to shout, "Such an appearance should enter the entertainment industry to benefit the eyes of fans." As soon as she performed on the first stage, her singing, dancing and rap skills shocked everyone, and she won the first A card of the show. Yi Gong's stage was so awesome that countless passers-by were attracted to it, and other fans even climbed on the wall on the spot. Since then, every stage has been a god-level stage, with tens of millions of direct-shot famous scenes emerging one after another, and the ranking is at the top. If that's all, Jian Jiayue can only be said to be a qualified idol, not perfect. But unfortunately, he never takes the ordinary path in the show. Others are perfunctory, but he is the king of scrolls; Others rely on wheat bran to gain attention, but he relies on the stage to break through; Others regard fans as consumables and leeks, but he wholeheartedly encourages learning and battles wits and courage with fans; Others regard their idols as a stepping stone and making money as their goal, but he is better off. He only wants to become bigger and stronger and become a perfect idol. Talent show team: What you got was obviously a sacrifice to heaven script! A passerby on a forum: No, with such talent, you should have participated in the draft a long time ago! Fellow trainee: ... Brother, can you leave us a way to survive? Anti-fans: He's just faking it. He's definitely faking it. I don't believe there are idols who can't fall apart. Fan: Thank you for the invitation... Now I also think he is just faking it. How can there really be a perfect idol? Why don't you guys quickly dig up dirt on him? Jian Jiayue: ^_^ He exists because of the love of his fans. He is not born to be a perfect idol, he is only here for his fans. Intention: Only you can save yourself
