The economy was in recession, so Elio rushed to apply for a job in a zoo as soon as he graduated.
On the first day of reporting, he stood at the entrance of the zoo and read the sign: "Black Gate... Prison?!"
As soon as the wind stopped, the A4 paper stuck to the signboard fell down again, turning the prison into a zoo.
Elio:...? ! Is this zoo so fake? !
Elio endured it for the sake of salary.
Fortunately, although this place is shabby, the animals sent by the director are very cute, including snow leopards, flying squirrels, wolves, killer whales, hedgehogs... And even a Maine Coon cat that looks very expensive at first glance!
Elio: Okay! ! I have confidence again! ! Our Black Gate Zoo will definitely be prosperous! !
**
Earth 3 is an inverted universe.
This means that here, the sun will rise in the west and good will never defeat evil.
Everyone is biting each other in the quagmire, making each other's lives worse - until one day, the evil leaders each have a troublesome secret.
As the leader of the world-ruling Criminal Syndicate, the Kryptonian peer suddenly halted his invasion plans because he was said to be depressed.
The other two giants:...? Are you kidding me? What can make you depressed?
The Kryptonian didn't want to say it because he failed to pounce on the little keeper when he turned into a flying squirrel inexplicably.
The leader of the dark web organization, 007, suddenly drove away all the canines in his territory one day, saying that he did not want to participate in the chorus.
Military Advisor Q:? There's something wrong with you, right Bond?
Napoleon, a member of the London criminal world, has always been admired by his employers for his rigorous logical thinking and elegant conversation.
However, one day, when he was having a good discussion, he suddenly took action like lightning and ripped off his employer's wig.
Bald employer:? ?
Holmes: ... Damn it, can a silver wig be considered sparkling? !
The bosses suffered greatly and secretly planned a counterattack.
Until one day, they saw the breeder following the Gotham Tyrant, slurping and saying, "Come and eat the cat strips, Mimi, why are you not clingy anymore after you become a human?"
The clown laughed and hooted: "Owl, why did he call you Mimia Owl?"
The Gotham Tyrant overturned the Joker's fish tank.
**
When the Black Gate Zoo first opened, everyone felt baffled and everyone was sure that the zoo would be cold.
However, a few months later, the Gotham Tyrant became a patrol post, and 007 and Holmes came to visit the canteen every day. The villains formed a joint animal protection organization, and the president personally presented the award to the Black Gate Zoo.
Elio happily hugged the cat and took it: "Thank you, thank you... Is it a certification like the National Zoo?"
President: "You can have that one, but today the main award is the Peace Prize..."
Note:
1. Change the copywriting! The previous outline was painful, so I wanted to write something more relaxed... Still 1v1, the goal is still to raise the owl to be smooth and smooth. As for whether the owl is happy or not, I still don't care ()
2. Variety superhero, middle-aged love between angels and demons (?), Handsome military doctor with a long face (?), IMF, 007, I flow timeline; in this article, God prefers the omen style
——Push a wave of copywriting————
Tagore, a Bengal tiger, is 3.1 Meters long and was once the largest tiger in his hometown——
But now, it has been reborn into a black briquette-like cub.
The cub's legs are so short that it is difficult to pick up a dish and lick the water, but it is so small that it can fit in a dish.
However, Tago's ambition will not stop! Tago will still be the king of the territory! !
,:
? Does he know that he is a Munchkin short-legged cat with a head no bigger than that of a Great Dane?
Tago doesn't know, but Tago firmly believes that as long as he eats more, sleeps more, and fights more, he will eventually be able to return to the throne.
At 8 weeks old, it had all its baby teeth and the little policeman's sofa was sacrificed.
At 4 months old, it dominates the entire territory, and there is nothing in the little policeman's house that has not been beaten.
At 7 months old, it can already hide behind the poop!
Little police officer: Stop, stop, is this right? ?
At the age of 1, the mature Tiger finally set foot on Gotham, a territory destined to be conquered by it. And will look to more distant grasslands: metropolises, oceans, universe...
The shit-sweeper has changed one after another, from a giant black cat to a strange bald head. The only thing that remains unchanged is Tago's ambition: the tiger will dominate the world! !
"..." All the scavengers watched with subtle expressions as the coal cat, no longer than his forearms, carried two guns and fought the villain to death, with cat hair flying everywhere.
"... Whose fault is it? Who raised the cat like this?"
"It's none of my business, I just gave it a little help, like surgery."
"I gave it the blessing of the ocean..."
"A little magic..."
"A Green Lantern Ring."
"A little miracle."
The original shit shoveler: "..."
Thank you. I sent my child out so that it could learn to be like a cat. Now it has become a cat in the air, sea, land and air... As expected, I still have to take care of the child by myself! !
###
1.1V1, he, a cat is a cat and will not change into a human
2. Variety superhero, angels and demons, middle-aged and elderly love (?), Long-faced detective pretty military doctor (?), 007, I stream timeline
If you are interested, you can pre-order it first ~ The title of the book is "Cat Wants to Dominate the World"
Intention: Living is hope, everything is the best arrangement, facing difficulties bravely and not giving up is the key to success.