The Daily Life of the Second-Generation Ninja Master Robin Raising Buckets
忍者术师二代罗宾的养桶日常
by Long Live the Omnivore Party (杂食党万岁)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 14k Words
- Genre
- Multi-Orientation
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fanfiction
- POVMale Lead
- Age13+
- British & American Fandom
- Daily Life
- Power Fantasy
- Snark Role
- Superhero
Synopsis
Hello everyone. I am a spell-fighting character, Ieichi Soko, who is a dull front-line girl. Next to me, the white-haired Senju Tobirama, who looks like Gintoki Sakata, is pretending to be a fire ●. They are relatives and friends who were captured. Because I was chatting wildly with the Senju brothers, the idea of raising DC Jason Todd with the original Senju Tobirama and Ieru Soko suddenly came up. [Mainly due to Hashirama's flash of inspiration during the brawl] So Tobirama and I, who have never even been to European College, were filled with a lot of stuff by Hashirama, reading it as setting and writing bugs. Not sister. The only time we went to European College was when we heard a piece of gossip in Qianjufei: The third generation of Robin and Superman's son both came out of the closet under political correctness and fell in love with a pair of pink and golden retrievers and went to watch Red Robin's confusion, Red Hood's ridicule, Nightwing's incomprehension, Batman's silence, Superman's incomprehensible words and other superhero jokes. In less than half a day, he and Tobirama came back. "Jay finally! Welcomes the Nth 'couple' who wants to raise him!" "? So many wild parents. I remember Jason is Batman's son, the second one. Uh-huh... Electra complex? If that's wrong, you can hit me." "Yes, Bruce is a succubus. Gotham people like to eat bat cloth, and this is what Tobirama eats." "Actually, as an outsider, I have always felt that Batman and Gotham are too popular with people, just like succubi." "You are so authoritative." It wasn't until something happened that we, the group of people, knew that Superman had a son, or even two, and that he was afraid of kryptonite. Our memory was stuck with a hundred thousand cold jokes. Cough Superman has weaknesses. Shocking. We Yucha girls are so powerful, so we started to develop the setting like a fan girl. Hashirama, look at what Yuca has done with her. Wow. The magician who cultivated immortality and was cursed by everyone joined the family of 190. The Qiao Family God of War is 195 meters high and the Thunder God Space Master Thousand Hands Tobirama. There is also a son, Uchiha Kagami, who was cut out by him and raised in a petri dish. Wow, what a piece of shit. You eat what Quanfei eats. Is this normal, sister? I feel sorry for Xiao Jing, this cute new kid who was hurriedly pulled over, oh my god, so irresponsible. How can the three worlds be round? Mud. Height is OOC. Is Gojo's curse due to his height? This is higher than most superheroes. The superman you love to call Curly and Crisp is only 191, right? Fortunately, Hashirama didn't come. She has a heart disease and really couldn't bear to see this. It's great to land in the crime port at the beginning, but it's not a leather gelcoat. I hate you European and American heroes wearing tight leather gelcoats. Even if he turned into a piece of meat in a coffin, he would drag his skeleton and smash the doors and shout: "No tight leather rubber clothes! What's the difference between this and streaking! Bah, Brudhaven, the black-haired, blue-eyed policeman next door, how many times have you told me about that perky butt of the black-haired, blue-eyed policeman in Bludhaven? I don't want to hear it anymore!" [Dark Scream, Twisted Crawling] Now the family is looking at the first design of Senjuhao, which is no different from a madman, and Jay [four years old] who was told that the American nickname is staring at her eagerly and sighs. We two lunatics raised the Red Hood for ten years while the other side, Batman, only had six years. Real or fake? The two of us? [Pointing at myself suspiciously] Well, first of all! Let's first buy this healthy young man a crowbar that makes a deep impression on him! The red and black kind! —— The above is the introduction of the three i-person chat girls, mainly Xiaojie raising himself as the main line interspersed with their complaints. Yes, I am one of the four. I have never read DC comics before [Hashirama Amway]. I ate the movie [Double Speed 3.0] On the limited and only Sunday, and I did not fully understand it. Sorry for the OOC! ! I try my best to write a Jason that my family and friends think is full. On this basis, Jason Su Shuang is a full-fledged character. I love myself and the characters I love. The full text really depends on Zhuma's sentence: "The two of you live together as a team, and your insane mental state of protecting your shortcomings is very suitable for raising Jason Todd." As for the basic setting, Jason, who was raised by Tobirama, is an almighty decathlete and has a handful of gourmet weapons. Wenjie's CP is most likely Dick [Eat Hashirama] or Narcissus [Eat Tobirama]. I have been cooking for these two brothers since the beginning of the movie. Great, I'm a mom. There should be jokes from hell, and they are bloody, no matter whether it is the three of us three rubbish girls or that world. Um. Hashirama is the supervisor/big boss. Because of his poor health, he is often away. If you suggest OOC areas, I will modify them. Jing is an innocent relative, but she joined us very happily. She is really good at causing trouble, and she is a very reliable party member when she unconsciously speaks out loud. However, she is a lazy person and will close her mouth in the text. She is very happy to communicate with new people, so she is sent to the front line! In fact, my hell jokes are still limited to Atlantic bubble milk tea... I haven't fully understood the concept of hell jokes yet, and hell jokes pop up from time to time. —— Demining and emotion: The ooc bat family has no logic in daily life. Our article is more about daily complaints, because it would be weird to switch from the first person to the second or third person, and the perspective would be unclear. There has always been Jay in [], the one who was raised by the saltpeter. He is extremely active because he is only thirteen years old. He is very happy when he is not tense. Jason has been a criminal before he regained his memory. The kindness of a newly grown-up child who cherishes his life will only be towards younger and more pitiful comrades. He is righteous and kind, hates and resents evil people and the guys who destroy Gotham. At least in most works, he looks like a normal human being. All I can say is. Gotham is beautiful, like an addictive drug. At the time of writing this article, we didn't watch Under the Red Hood. The only one we watched was Mirror, which was very addictive. She couldn't handle the complexity of Batman, and she couldn't write about people who don't open their mouths, so she turned around and ate Shinichiban. Tobirama didn't understand the language and style of American comics, so he didn't read comics and watched movies and anime. Glass didn't read many publications because he was in school. The writing of this article and many language systems is completely blind. Everyone can eat it if they can! Purpose: In daily life, try to be as logical as possible, and follow the style of Wayne's Adventure [Hillary Language] If it's too OOC, just learn to bank* and kneel down!